General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe two hands of God. Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!
Pat, Messiah of the Mind, Robertson is saying: "It's clear that Super-Storm Sandy was the result of God's wrath due to Eastern liberals pushing an unholy agenda replete with gay marriage, flag burning, and support of terrorists. . . . But the tornado in Oklahoma yesterday was an example of God's gracious mercy since so few were killed, and that was due to Oklahoma's pro-Christian leanings. . . . God's ways are a wonder!"
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Warpy
(111,259 posts)and I have placed an almighty bundle of cash on them for the season so gawd is a little broke right now so cash those guv'mint welfare social security checks and help gawd live.
treestar
(82,383 posts)My mind may explode!!!!!
Mnemosyne
(21,363 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)demwing
(16,916 posts)Oops...too late!
Phentex
(16,334 posts)as the first one I read!
woodsprite
(11,914 posts)winter is coming
(11,785 posts)I imagine God saying to him, "Who the fuck are you?"
Turbineguy
(37,329 posts)thou who art stupid enough to believeth in me art fucked. But send me some money anyway.
Blue Owl
(50,373 posts)n/t
justiceischeap
(14,040 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Bucky
(54,013 posts)The tipping point between God's Wrath and God's Mercy is some number between those two values. Officials are still estimating a final fatality count of 91, but the number of officially confirmed deaths has been downgraded from 51 to 24. We can represent the scientific measurement of God's Wrath/Mercy with the mathematical formula:
[div align="center"] 285 > WG > MG > ~ X | {24 < killed innocent people < 91}
Where "WG" represents those killed because god was capricious in this holy wrath and "MG" designates those innocents killied inadvertantly by God's storms attacks while He was showing how proud of us he was.
VOX
(22,976 posts)Math is tops.
VOX
(22,976 posts)I'm in need of some of Your precious discipline.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)drkedjr
(100 posts)What's it like to live such a delusional life?