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[KansDem]

1. Not a caption, but has anyone else noticed how much Issa looks like...

Fred Gwynne?

[pacalo]

7. The other day I finally realized who he reminded me of...

Pat Paulsen:

[liberal N proud]

2. The face of insanity

Keep trying to make a scandal where none exists.

[pacalo]

3. To the tune of the Oscar Meyer jingle...

"My rap sheet's bigger than yours is,
My rap sheet's bigger than yours.
I'm much slicker than you can ever dream to be
'Cause I've never had to serve time."

[DCKit]

4. "I've got a golden ticket...."

This maroon thinks he's going to the WH.

[Cleita]

5. "I'm a crook! It takes one to know one!" n/t

[DJ13]

6. ....and this is just page one of my extensive criminal record

[dembotoz]

8. and these securities are guaranteed by bernie madoff himself

[Segami]

9. STFU CLOWN!

Time for the ' weasel lock '...

[DeSwiss]

10. ''I believe I stole her car once.'' n/t