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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Fri May 24, 2013, 01:13 PM May 2013

Freshest festivity for a fickle Friday? Please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!!



Michele, pray-the-mind-away, Bachmann is saying: "A lot of progressives and liberals aren't going to believe this, but God sent me an e-mail the day after my bill to repeal Obamacare passed the House. . . . It was a picture of him doing a high-five with me!!! Little old me! . . . WOW!, I thought, but when I went to save it, it was gone. . . . He sure does act in mysterious ways!!!"
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wandy

(3,539 posts)
5. So, all I have to do is convince them that god WANTS them to be poor, sick and misinformed.......
Fri May 24, 2013, 02:05 PM
May 2013

No problem Boss, I'm their elected official. Just make sure the checks in the mail.

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
7. "His dong is this big so stop saying my husband is gay!"
Fri May 24, 2013, 02:29 PM
May 2013

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[font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font]
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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
9. "Sometimes in the bedroom, my husband and I like to play cops-and-robbers
Fri May 24, 2013, 03:39 PM
May 2013

and he has to pat me down for weapons, but its obvious I don't have any because I don't have any clothes on, and he's just wearing a fake copp hat and these big shoes, and then. . . (rest of message censored). . ."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
10. "And sometimes when I get bored, I play 'patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's dozen' or something
Fri May 24, 2013, 06:54 PM
May 2013

with my imaginary friend. I've known her since I was five."

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