What women's magazine should Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann be on front cover of?

[Hubert Flottz]

Vague Magazine.

They both say so much, that means so very little.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Have a very safe and happy holiday weekend!

[muntrv]

2. How about "Batshit?"

[Betsy Ross]

3. Mad - nt

[Tikki]

4. Harpie's Bazaar...

Tikki

[Hubert Flottz]

13. LOL!

un-Popular Dipshit or Clodsmopolitan or Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real Real SIMPLE.

[Brother Buzz]

23. Ha! You win!

[WinkyDink]

29. Give Tikki a Teddy Bear!

[aroach]

5. Hustler - n/t

[Warren Stupidity]

9. damnit that was my line.

[Vinnie From Indy]

6. Saturday Evening Dumbass

eom

[Champion Jack]

7. Modern Mule?

[Cirque du So-What]

8. H-elle

Or for those delicate flowers who sprint for the fainting couch at even the phrase 'bird turd,' H -E - double toothpicks - E.

[Tikki]

10. GRIFT..

Rural America's, these fools have you hoodwinked, magazine.




Tikki

[PCIntern]

11. TV Snide. nt

[corneliamcgillicutty]

12. HARPER'S BIZARRE

[hootinholler]

14. Failed and Scream?

Not really a woman's magazine.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Sarah is the great "Wolf Hunter" and

Michelle is the great "Socialist" hunter!

[unionthug777]

15. i like the vague magazine...very funny

how about the national gagographic?

i tried...

[Hubert Flottz]

17. I like it!

They gag me for sure!

[pacalo]

16. The *children's* Highlights magazine, with a new feature: Goofus & Grifter.

They're not mature enough for women's magazines.

[pinboy3niner]

18. Bitter Homes and Gorgons. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

20. LOL,

Or Bitter Homes and Gargoyles...

Or GarGals...

[pinboy3niner]

21. Abnormal Psychology Today

[voteearlyvoteoften]

22. Mad Magazine

Or Time ( to retire from the national stage)

[NCLefty]

24. Batshit Fancy

?

[SummerSnow]

25. 'DUH!' MAGAZINE...A Special Kind of Stupid

it was actually a old snl skit.But its fitting.

[babylonsister]

26. MAD was my first thought, too. Perfect actually. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

34. Those two could be the centerfolds for MAD.

LOOK...out, Christian Witless Ministries, Ignite Your Filth, The Ladies' Suppository, Unscientific Murakan, Bad Genes, Braindead and Stupid Behavior, Crime and Defective, Daily Crime News.

[Number23]

37. "The Ladies' Suppository"

[rucky]

27. Consmopolitics

[Marie Marie]

28. Motor(mouth) Trend.

Newsweak?
Cracked?

[Hubert Flottz]

30. LOL

Scumdiver, Modern "Morans," Saturday Evening Pimp.

Edit...Marie Clarabells, Bullshit Weekly, Family Circle Jerks, No Idea...

[winter is coming]

31. The Nobody's Home Journal.

As in, "the lights are on, but... "

[Hubert Flottz]

32. Ain't that the truth.

[Zoeisright]

33. Gee, it's obvious:

Barbie magazine!

After all, that dipshit Palin's nickname is Caribou Barbie, and Bachmann's name is Thorazine Big Gulp Barbie.

[Hubert Flottz]

35. Klaus Barbie

Batshit Barbie, Bullshit Barbie, Witch Catcher Barbie, Bull Moose Barbie, Birdbrain Barbie.

[Number23]

36. Cracked... pour Femme

or Insanity Fair?

[Hubert Flottz]

38. Well done

More "Cracked" Than Most...