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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMichele B: "He touched the void inside her, pollinating her pink flower like a master bee"
This is awesome on so many levels, starting in the gutter and rapidly descending.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CXET2Y6?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creativeASIN=B00CXET2Y6&linkCode=xm2&tag=slatmaga-20
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)Is this the one she was complaining about a couple days ago? I kind of skimmed over the article, but didn't know what all the fuss was about.
Actually, after seeing her husband and how he acts, I would imagine she has more than a couple fantasies in that head of hers, so the book may be closer to the truth than one would think.
intaglio
(8,170 posts)has a bad sex in Fiction Award - this needs to to on the shortlist immediately
LeftInTX
(25,201 posts)Especially the Siberia part
mitchtv
(17,718 posts)title page looked like Monica L.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,172 posts)It sounds like their passion melted the permafrost itself while they were pollinating their brains out. Definitely made-for-TV-movie material. It needs a suggestive corndog-eating scene or two, though.
MineralMan
(146,281 posts)My pink flower has wilted.
randome
(34,845 posts)Use as directed.
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MineralMan
(146,281 posts)Warpy
(111,222 posts)just reading that stuff.
MineralMan
(146,281 posts)Somewhere, someone is reading that dreck and drooling.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)eg.
"Need some purple mountain majesty ASAP. Home
soon!
They were stuck in traffic, at least another hour
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SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)trumad
(41,692 posts)derby378
(30,252 posts)janlyn
(735 posts)I just threw up a little in my mouth !!
Zorra
(27,670 posts)Dude "pollinated her pink flower" like a female bee? Hmmm...
So, like, how does that work? Is that, like, some kind of early stage pre-op male to female transsexual lesbian thing?
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)And who's clearly never taken so much as a high school creative writing class.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)She have a near death experience, drug overdose?
"a narrow waist that tapered into tantalizing long legs..."
She had no hips?
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)Poe's Law is more valid than ever...
randome
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LuvNewcastle
(16,843 posts)turned into a raging heterosexual by Michele's raw sexual energy. I'll bet she's had a fantasy or two about such a scenario.