I'm having difficulty coming to terms with how boring I am.

[wellstone dem]

Could someone please put me on ignore so that I feel controversial.

Thank you.

[Sherman A1]

1. I have found boring to be a good thing.

I suspect that I am in a similar boat.

[Bluzmann57]

2. zzz. Huh? Someone say something?

Oh it's the infinitely interesting Wellstone dem. Well I'd better stay awake because that's a DUer with something to say.

[malaise]

3. ROFL

[dembotoz]

4. i figure i must be too profound to be on anyones ignore list

but alas I am prob just boring

[dimbear]

5. Ordinarily would do it, but don't want to miss any of your posts. n/t

[lame54]

6. Have you ever put yourself on ignore?...

It's a wild ride

[Historic NY]

7. Sheesh 19 posts in 90 days.....yup your boring...

or you do have much to say but don't.

[Cha]

19. Maybe we're

boring?

[Ms. Toad]

8. OK. Welcome to my ignore list!

You southern hairy-nosed wombat, you!!!

Of course once I put you on ignore I won't know whether it helped or not.

And I'm going to be totally pissed if making you feel less boring gets me my first hidden post, ever. Well, ever, as far as I know...we never did know on DU2 whether a post was hidden.

[Voice for Peace]

9. I think an alert might make you feel better

[Incitatus]

10. No

I will not ignore you, because I don't find you boring.

[Curmudgeoness]

11. Instead of begging,

all you have to do is go into one of the controversial forums and say something that doesn't agree with the prevailing opinion there. Surely you can find something to piss someone off....and you don't even have to be nasty, just controversial.

A good example is slamming religion in the Religion group, or strongly calling for more gun regulations in the gungeon. Have a little fun.

[Mopar151]

28. You want someone completely humorless to annoy a little

Folks with a rigid doctrine are good - witness the group that banned me

[femmocrat]

12. Nah.... instead, I will encourage you to embrace your inner boringness.

I just cleaned out my Ignore list and it would be too boring to go back into it.

[randome]

13. This boring?

So tell us, then:
What kind of drugs have you taken?
When was the last time you got roaring drunk?
What are your views on Triscuits? Yay or Nay?

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[Cha]

20. That is the best..

"Don't Even Care"! Babies are so expressive!

thanks randome

[randome]

38. It's funny how we can anthropomorphize our own species!

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[wellstone dem]

22. Do Whole Wheat Low Sodium Triscuits Count?

Then I vote yay!

And I'm on my way to roaring right now.

[rrneck]

14. TL;DR

[randome]

16. I learned a new abbreviation today! All because of wellstone dem!

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[Canuckistanian]

34. +1

[Ms. Toad]

15. Ok. Now I'm totally confused.

You're on my ignore list, but I can still see you and post a response to your OP...you must have magical powers.

Is that unboring enough for you?

[Skittles]

18. I find that happening a lot lately

[Ms. Toad]

24. Well -

It is partially working.

At least the response by that veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth to my declaration that ignore wasn't working is now invisible.

**sticks fingers in ears** La-la-la-I can't hear wellstone-dem-la-la-la

Either that or the other person I put on ignore today (before I said something I might wish I hadn't) jumped in here

...probably not, unless I've confused this thread with one of those sex threads...

[wellstone dem]

25. I could only hope that a thread I started

turned into a sex thread. Having that happen is on my bucket list.

[Kali]

39. sounds like a task for the Lounge

[In_The_Wind]

42. On your bucket list ... eh

[wellstone dem]

21. I find it consoling to know that I

am magically boring.

[freshwest]

27. I nearly put you on Ignore once. Does that count?

[Skittles]

17. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK YOUR BORING ASS, WELLSTONE DEM?

LEMME AT YOU

[wellstone dem]

23. If only I deserved that,

then it would help.

[Rex]

35. WATCH OUT SHE WILL MAKE YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

But you will be 20% cooler afterward so it is all good.

[Buzz Clik]

26. done

[Cirque du So-What]

29. I'm definitely not controversial

but I like to discuss controversies. Boring? Meh. Some people cannot be amused, no matter how entertaining you attempt to be.

[The Straight Story]

30. Got 50 ignoring me, you are not boring you are just not as crazy as some of us

[wellstone dem]

31. I now do have two people ignoring me, but now I believe they

are ignoring me because I'm so boring.

[Canuckistanian]

32. That was the last straw

I'm done with you.

[Rex]

33. How old are you? Serious question.

nt.

[felix_numinous]

36. Maybe you need a kitty to ignore you...

they have it down to a high art.

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[Marie Marie]

37. I tried to oblige you and put you on ignore

but then I got so bored, I fell asleep.

[cherokeeprogressive]

40. Yawn...

[L0oniX]

41. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[lunatica]

43. The title of your thread was one of the most unboring things online

You're using reverse psychology aren't you???!!!!!

I feel so used....

[Nimajneb Nilknarf]

44. People on this forum don't seem eager to respond to posts and replies that make logical sense

They're in it for emotion, passion, and controversy.

If you make sense all the time, people just agree silently and move on.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

45. This entire thread deserves a DUzy!

[G_j]

46. K&R!

[kentuck]

47. The most interesting man in the world...

[Sekhmets Daughter]

48. The last thing you are is boring!

Your posts are incredible! I would be really amazed if anyone on DU ever placed you on ignore!

[Ms. Toad]

49. Just testing...

to see if I can still post to this ignored and highly controversial person.

[Zorra]

50. Try drinking half a fifth of tequila, and then post away!

Boring no more!

[Renew Deal]

51. Do you have opinions on pit bulls, guns, breast feeding, infants sleeping with dogs, or cigarettes?

Post them and let's find out how boring your are

[southernyankeebelle]

52. Stop it. YOU ARE NOT BORING. You bring lots of good stuff to DU and we need you.

I'm going to give you a that a boy slap on the back. Keep up the good work