Poll: WHO Would You Vote For as Being The All-Time Biggest DICK?

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Who would you pick as being the greatest rethuglican con-man, lying corporate weasel?

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	DICK Armey
	1 (7%)
	DICK Cheney
	13 (87%)
	Tricky-DICK Nixon
	1 (7%)
	DICK Morris
	0 (0%)
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[HappyMe]

1. Cheney takes it.

With Nixon only a hair behind.

[Warren DeMontague]

12. It's tough. The Christmas bombing of Hanoi?

The fact that the Vietnam war could have been over in '68 had he and Kissinger not fucked with the Paris accords?

Nixon was pretty bad.

[lame54]

2. Where's Long-Dong Silver?

[Cirque du So-What]

7. He's as phony as the rest of those Dicks

Anyone who makes a living from gluing a prosthetic penis to his pubes is an honorary republican in my book.

[lastlib]

3. I'd have to put Nixon ahead of Cheney by a "nose".....

Cheney was a Nixon protege--a case where the student nearly surpassed the master. It's a close call, but Watergate would put Nixon over the top.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. That's a drove of Dicks alright

but if there was a Lifetime Dick Award, my vote would go to The Dick of Death Cheney.

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6. DICK Vadar is running away with this poll....so popular with the folks!

[Marr]

5. Dick Cheney actually used the phrase "do-gooders" as a pejorative.

That still makes me shake my head. Who does that?

Seriously, he's about two steps away from being a cartoon villain with a handlebar mustache. Olympic-level Dick.

[Initech]

8. Cheney's got a gun...

[DreamGypsy]

9. Only one of those four Dicks is immortalized in a song with "Big" in the title ...

...Big Dick Cheney Man.

Written by fellow Wyomingan Christopher Kennedy (unrelated to JFK, Bobby, and Ted) and masterfully performed to the tune of Johnny Rivers' Secret Agent Man.

You can play a brief sample of the song here. My transcription is

Meeting with the Christian Right guy Sunday,
Warm greetings for his Enron friends on Monday.
Disclosure he abhors, except behind closed doors,
Striking deals to help the wealthy make more money.

Big Dick Cheney Man, Big Dick Cheney Man,
Who knows where he's hiding? The VP of this land.

Dropped out of Yale to be an oil man in Wyoming,
In the witness protection plan I think he's roaming.
His limousine drives around, it stops but no one gets out.
Was that Dick with Elvis at the Denny's in Nebraska?

Big Dick Cheney Man, Big Dick Cheney Man,
Who knows where he's hiding? The Big Dick of this land.

There's one thing that you and I know for certain,
No one else got the deal he got at Halliburton.
He grabbed that $45 mil and headed out for Capitol Hill,
Now he orders out for pizza from a secret, undisclosed location.

Big Dick Cheney Man, Big Dick Cheney Man,
Who knows where he's hiding? The Big Dick of this land.
The best VP since Agnew, the VP of this land....

.....Big Dick Cheney Man ....

Ok, I agree, it's not quite up to the standard of Phil Ochs' 'Here's to the State of Richard Nixon', but Phil does call Dick a Dick...at least not in the song.

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10. LOL!....Good one but my all time fav is...

"..Cheney's Got A Gun.."

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18. !

[Warren DeMontague]

11. I'm old school.

Gonna give Nixon some love.

[Quixote1818]

13. This guy

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16. He looks like a Ferengi...LOL!

[hatrack]

14. Oh, not even close - Darth in a walk

Or would that be a Penguin-esque waddle?

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15. Frog march would suit me just fine.

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17. ...

[dembotoz]

19. nixon's the one

[malaise]

20. The war criminal of a Dick wins hands down

Nixon is second

[smirkymonkey]

21. Cheney, hands down.