I won't eat GMO's and I lick my butt

[Coyotl]

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Countries with bans on GMO crops. Obviously there is a great deal of concern.

[Buzz Clik]

1. That's funny!

I'll bet he actually does eat GMOs.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Imagine my surprise

to find out that you weren't making a confession

[Coyotl]

3. Only a circus freak would think I could

[Spitfire of ATJ]

30. How difficult could it be if you're head is up your ass?

[awoke_in_2003]

4. If he could lick his own butt...

do you think he would have time to post on DU?

[Cirque du So-What]

5. If I could reach that far

I'd never leave the house.

[proverbialwisdom]

6. More.

http://fanaticcook.blogspot.com/2009/08/african-chickens-added-to-list-of.html
http://fanaticcook.blogspot.com/2008/12/cows-and-hogs-choose-natural-corn-over.html
http://fanaticcook.blogspot.com/2008/12/wild-geese-avoid-field-of-gm-soybeans.html

[Coyotl]

20. Great links. Thanks. We can trust the senses of these amimals moreso than the government info!

[TeamPooka]

7. Good dog.

[NoMoreWarNow]

8. so is this pro-GMO or anti-GMO

you could argue this is the viewpoint of a weirdo who is against GMOs...?

[etherealtruth]

16. I see this as totally against genetically engineered food ....?

I see the pooch's sign as: I am not discerning about what I put in my mouth (ie I lick my butt) ... but, even I WONT eat GMOs ....?

[NoMoreWarNow]

25. Ah, I see-- because I saw it as

"I'm so dumb that I lick my butt, so I won't eat GMOs -- out of ignorance".

[etherealtruth]

26. I sure don't know which is the correct interpretation ....?????? n/t

[Coyotl]

35. Let see, a global protest of GMO and Monsanto, people marching

Gee, you don't suppose that this could be part of that huge global event???

No doubt it is and it is in opposition to GMOs. Animals are know to reject GMO food, to be more discerning than people in many perceptual realms.

[NoMoreWarNow]

39. I figured frm the context that it was anti-GMO

I'm just saying logically, it didn't work for me.

[formercia]

9. Dad teaches his son about GMO's

Son: "Dad. why is Rover licking himself?"

Dad: "Son, remember those GMO Meatballs we had for Dinner this Evening?"

Son: "Yes, Dad." " I didn't think they tasted very good."

Dad: "Well, Son, Your Mother fed Rover some of the left-overs, and he's just trying to get the taste out of his Mouth."

[Coyotl]

19. Primo, just primo!

[smirkymonkey]

43. Hysterical! LOL!

[ZombieHorde]

10. Yeah, but to be fair,

who hasn't licked that dog's butt.

[malaise]

11. Too freaking delish!

[harmonicon]

12. Stupid and/or painfully ignorant reactionaries are also allowed to own pets.

Hilarious.

[Junkdrawer]

13. Like

[Pragdem]

14. Woohoo! Let's cheer on anti-science morons. nt

[Cerridwen]

15. Woohoo! Let's confuse "anti-science" with

justifiably sceptical!

Oh wait. You're a "pragmatic" Democrat.

Never mind.

Carry on.

[Coyotl]

17. Woohoo! Let's dismiss an important issue with a ridiculous one-liner ad hominem

[BrotherIvan]

22. More for you!

[Apophis]

23. Go away shill.

[L0oniX]

28. Enjoy your stay. n/t

[proverbialwisdom]

34. Check it out.

http://gmwatch.org/index.php?option=com_dategroup

[The Straight Story]

18. Had the pic not been there was gonna ask how you managed that

Cause I have tried it many times and keep failing

[Coyotl]

21. I eat GMO cukes and my pubic hair fell out

http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cucumbers-cause-genital-baldness-immediately-banned-nova-scotia

Is this for real? Not even the Onion can make this stuff up, right?

Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness -- Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia

A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in "sensitive areas", leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company's crop and subsequent dill pickles.

The tracking study of 643 men and women in Nova Scotia came about after reports began to surface about bald field mice and the bald feral cats that ate them being discovered by farmers on acreages growing the new crop.

"The bald wild animals raised a huge flag and we immediately obtained subpoenas for the medical records of all 600 plus adults who took part in focus groups and taste tests of the cucumbers by Monsanto in Canada," said Dr. Nancy Walker, Director of Public Health Research at Dalhousie. "Fully 3/4 of the people who ate these cukes had their crotch area hair fall out. This is not a joking matter at all...these people now have hairless heinies."

.....

Canada's best satirical rag

[pinboy3niner]

24. What can I say--it was easier than waxing

Until my cuke dealer told me...

[center]"NO CUKES FOR YOU!"

[MADem]

27. I'm not up on the latest in what's fashionable, but some might regard that as a feature! nt

[smirkymonkey]

44. Why pay all that money for a Brazilian when you can

just eat GMO cukes for a fraction of the cost?

[Chaco Dundee]

29. good gracious

Now that is funny.

[Liberal_in_LA]

31. lol

[woo me with science]

32. Good doggy! nt

[Major Nikon]

33. Dogs will lick through the stuff you put on their butt to keep them from licking their butt

Just sayin'

[KurtNYC]

40. So according to this dog, we should try some GMO-laced stuff to stop them. n/t

[Major Nikon]

41. How about a corn cob?

[Coyotl]

36. Countries & Regions With GE Food/Crop Bans

Countries & Regions With GE Food/Crop Bans
http://www.organicconsumers.org/gefood/countrieswithbans.cfm

Kosher Certification Program Bans All GMO Ingredients
http://www.off-grid.net/2013/05/25/kosher-certification-program-bans-all-gmo-ingredients/

In Europe, March Against Monsanto Is Latest Rejection of the GMO Giant
Friday, 24 May 2013 09:40
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/16565-in-europe-march-against-monsanto-is-latest-rejection-of-the-gmo-giant

[Archae]

37. "Organic" is mostly a scam.

http://randomrationality.com/2013/05/17/why-im-through-with-organic-farming/

[Coyotl]

38. So is "television" but I bet you watch it ==== Oregon Tilth Certified Organic

Buyer beware everywhere, especially if they offer it for free!

http://tilth.org/certification



Oregon Tilth Certified Organic (OTCO) is an internationally recognized symbol of organic integrity. OTCO provides a system that combines strict production standards, on-site inspections, and legally binding contracts to protect the producers and buyers of organic products.

[Archae]

42. A lot of the TV ads are scams. Especially GOP campaign ads.

I know practically nothing about this Oregon organic organization, and their own website is hardly an impartial source.

I'm still leery about organic because of outlandish claims and high prices.

[proverbialwisdom]

45. More.

http://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/Markets/GM-salmon-Target-joins-58-other-retailers-to-say-no-to-GM-fish

GM salmon: Target joins 58 other retailers to say no to GM fish
May 30, 2013

The potential market for genetically engineered seafood continues to shrink as the total number of retailers committed to not selling GM seafood has risen to 59.

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