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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhy do fundies adore Leviticus 18.22...
...but ignore the demand of Leviticus 20.9?
18.22, we all know what that is - Fred Phelps' favorite passage and the guiding light of the GOP. Lev.18.22 orders you to kill your children for cursing you.
If any fundamentalist who believes every word of the King James Bible is the literal word of God, except for the seven hundred references to wine because we know that's the only mistranslated word in the whole Bible, and obeys every single word in the Bible, hasn't killed at least half his children then he is a Pharisee and will never enter the Kingdom of God.
Thus it is written.
muntrv
(14,505 posts)and think that'll get them into Heaven.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)They are just hypocrites
shawn703
(2,702 posts)Change Lev.18.22 to Lev.20.9 here. I'm sure you meant to, I make the same type of mistakes all the time.
dimbear
(6,271 posts)It goes something like that. Been a while since I've been in a church.
Can I trade them with friends, if I decide later I want to change my mind
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Don't steal
Don't lie
Don't fuck anyone who's hooked up with someone else or doesn't want to sleep with you
Don't kill anyone who's not trying to kill you
And be nice to your parents
The rest of it is specific to Christianity. The Christians seem to believe they invented morality, but "don't lie, don't steal, don't kill, don't mistreat your mother and don't put your dick where it's not welcome" form the basis of civilization.
YeahSureRight
(205 posts)Thou shall not do stuff that will get your ass killed
Stealing can get your ass killed.
Lying Can get your ass killed but sometimes a lie can save your ass. Take your chances with that one.
Dont mess around with anothers squeeze Your ass deserves to get killed and the odds are high the person who killed your stupid ass will walk because it is justified.
Dont kill anyone In general that is a good policy unless someone steals from you, is messing with your squeeze or lied to you then it is more them likely A-OK .
Honoring of parents is optional depending upon your family situation.
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)and you can drive anything.
dembotoz
(16,802 posts)just too many words and not enough pictures
n2doc
(47,953 posts)Whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.--Exodus 31:15
Not to mention anyone else who works on Sunday.
Lev 23:3 There are six days when you may work, but the seventh day is a day of sabbath rest, a day of sacred assembly. You are not to do any work; wherever you live, it is a sabbath to the Lord."
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)...because they don't agree on the Sabbath day. There are serious ultra-fundies who believe the Sunday sabbath was sent by the devil, and anyone who practices it even once goes straight to hell.
Now for the next question: If anyone who doesn't follow your specific faith goes to hell, and everyone belongs to a belief system (or non-belief system, if you're an atheist) that members of a different system has declared to be hellbound, how can anyone expect to not go to hell?
n2doc
(47,953 posts)Since they rotate through every day of the week. Somebody's gotta die for that!
The true believers always feel that they alone will go to heaven, all the billions of others end up in hell. Heaven is a lonely place....
Hugabear
(10,340 posts)Very, very few NFL players who didn't play college ball first. And college football is predominantly played on Saturday.
justiceischeap
(14,040 posts)and doesn't apply to the average human being.
LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)The Bible has several tales of God wiping whole cities off the map for the deeds of a few.