SHOCKING: Republicans Certain that Mitt Romney Killed Bin Laden

[Dpm12]

http://arolemodel.com/shocking-republicans-certain-that-mitt-romney-killed-bin-laden/

Your brain is about to hurt a lot. According to many Republican voters, it was Mitt Romney who killed Bin Laden.

Yes, you read that right. Somehow we have all slipped into an alternate reality. Mitt Romney. Bin Laden. . . . if you’re not sure whether to laugh out loud or vomit in disgust, my advice is to do both, right after you’ve watched this video and shared the

[corkhead]

1. All I had heard was that he knocked him to the ground and gave him a haircut against his will

[arely staircase]

4. +1

nt

[Blue Owl]

2. Killed him softly, according to Ann

n/t

[louis-t]

3. Maybe he bored bin Laden to death.

[Swede Atlanta]

5. No, no, no.......

He made him put on the sacred underwear then appeared Joseph Smith and Allah in a big fight......The bottom line is it wasn't the best outcome......

[Dpm12]

6. I know this is off-topic, just had to share this

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[rurallib]

7. Bin Laden actually headed a tax haven that Romney used

When he threatened to expose Romney as a tax cheat, Mittens hopped in the Mitt mobile and drove right over and offed him.
He then arranged for a video to be made that made it look like the Navy Seals had done the deed. Mitt knew that the true story would seem to be way to far-fetched to believe.

[Ian David]

8. I think it's satire. n/t

[whistler162]

9. Ssssshhhhh don't spoill it for the non-thinkers!

[geckosfeet]

10. Personally? Or did he hire, bankroll and arm some mercenaries?

... and then bury him under a pile of $100 bills

[edbermac]

11. Yeah , Osama was riding on of the roof of Mitt's car and fell off.

Seamus is okay though, thank God.