Bryan Fischer has a physics FAIL!

[backscatter712]

Apparently, Bryan slept through the parts of his high school physics classes where his teacher discussed the strong and weak nuclear forces, and thus concluded that it's Jesus that holds atoms together.

That's some weapons-grade stupid!

[mindwalker_i]

1. Jesus puts all atome between his butt-cheeks

And therefore he is able to hold all atoms in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE together. This also means that he has as many butts as there are atoms in the universe, although to be fair, they are very small butts.

[backscatter712]

2. Pardon my French, but if you stuck a lump of coal up His ass...

...in two weeks, you'd have a diamond!

[mindwalker_i]

3. Or possibly graphene

Which is also pretty cool stuff

[Enrique]

4. he's right

notice all the protons have crosses on them!

[frogmarch]

9. +1

Good one!

[Initech]

5. He's really just an unbelievably stupid dumbass.

[Buzz Clik]

6. Would Jesus mind keeping my papers from falling off my desk after my cat sleeps on them?

If you can hold together all the nuclei in the universe, is that really too much to ask?

[Agnosticsherbet]

7. So that means a nuclear explosion is just a colossal God fart.

[backscatter712]

8. Gesundheit! n/t

[longship]

10. Thank God for the Strong Nuclear Force (so to speak).

[opiate69]

11. It's OK.. Brian Cox can explain it even to a dumbfuck like him...

[Manifestor_of_Light]

12. He's a two-legged particle called a MORON.

That was easy and I'm not even a physics major!!!

Maybe the college he went to was a black hole and nobody noticed.

[backscatter712]

13. He's certainly got a singularity inside his head.

Bryan Fischer's so dense that light bends around him!

[hobbit709]

14. Bryan Fischer has a permanent mentational function fail.