I finally figured out why Republicans want all those imaging procedures

[Jackpine Radical]

for pregnant women.

They just prefer a womb with a view.

[NightWatcher]

1. Security! We've got a silly one here.

[Tx4obama]

2. I want to know how much money the ultrasound companies are giving to the Republicans n/t

[mindwalker_i]

3. Weird Al beat you to that one

From "I think I'm a clone now" was the line:

There in a petri dish, late one night, without a mother or a father just a test tube in a womb with a view

[meow2u3]

4. They want to see the fetuses masturbate

[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. They are unbelievably sick.

They think of lots of things a normal person would never think of.