The Gay???

[YeahSureRight]

Ok WTF is The Gay?

Is it something one can buy?

Does one eat, drink or wear the gay?

Perhaps the Gay is a salve of some kind or other similar product?

Is the Gay grown in a field or manufactured?

Is the Gay like the measles or something? Is the Gay contagious?

One cannot pray away the Gay so it must be pretty powerful stuff!

So what exactly is the Gay?

Anyone know???????

[LuvNewcastle]

1. Actually, it's usually "teh gay."

It's a term used to make fun of semi-literate freepers, teabaggers, and the like who seem to think homosexuality is all the things you describe in your list.

Teh gay is highly contagious. When gay marriage is made legal, straight marriages will automatically be destroyed. We can only have one type of marriage or the other, you know. One type always cancels out the other.

Teh gay is indeed very powerful. When school kids are taught about the existence of gay people, any urge they might have had for the opposite sex goes away.

One must always be on guard against teh gay. Be careful what movies you see and what shows you watch on the teevee. Fox News and NASCAR races are pretty safe, just don't look at Jeff Gordon too long. Don't watch the regular Fox channel, though. People have caught teh gay just from watching commercials about Glee.

[LeftofObama]

2. Not sure.

I caught it when I was just a toddler and I've had it ever since. I learned to live with it, accept it, and be proud of it.

[xchrom]

3. It's the contagious version of Teh Fabulous! Nt

[sibelian]

4. I. I AM THE GAY.

I twirl my moustache at you.


BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!


(disappears behind spindly tree)

[eShirl]

5. Margaret Cho quote

My mom used to give me messages like this: "Ummmmmmm...Scott called...IS HE THE GAY??!!" "Well, God, mom, I don't know if he's the gay...that's a lot of pressure on just one guy. He has to do the parade all by himself! 'I'm here! I'm queer!...I guess I'm the only one.'"

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Margaret_Cho