Idaho Co. Creates Bullets Laced with Pork Because They Believe it Will Keep Muslims Out of Heaven

[Purveyor]

An Idaho-base company known as South Fork Industries has created a new line of pork-laced bullets that they hope will be used to fight back against Islamic terrorists. The bullets, which are called Jihawg Ammo, were created so that they can be used as a "defensive deterrent to those who violently act in the name of Islam."

South Fork took traditional ammo and coated the bullets in a pork-infused paint. Those who are shot with the bullets would then be "unclean". The Islamic religion forbids Muslims from coming into contact with pig meat. The bullets creators believe that being shot with a pork-laced bullet with keep Muslims out of heaven.

The company said in a press release:

"With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell.That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels."

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http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/20959

[Liberal Veteran]

1. This will be quite a boon on the front line against Islamic terrorists that occupy Idaho.

[truebluegreen]

28. I remember after 9/11 then-Gov Dirk Kempthorne

put up barricades and stationed National Guard? troops in front of the capital, defending against invaders or truck bombs or...something.

It was embarrassing. And they stayed for a long time.

[PennsylvaniaMatt]

2. I'm speechless....

[uppityperson]

3. Do they carry His & Hers matching KKK robes also? Facebook and direct link to their site....

Idiots they are. Only taking pork into yourself voluntarily is wrong. Idiots. Racist nasty assholish idiots.
https://www.facebook.com/BuyJihawg
http://www.jihawg.com/

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Stand back. Uppityperson is going to use logic!

Sadly, these dumbfucks have +5 Aura of stupidity.

Logic isn't effective.

[uppityperson]

9. Probably trucknutz too. Nothing says class like trucknutz.

[Cronus Protagonist]

4. I like it

But it's literally overkill... I mean bacon takes sooo long to kill you...

[Purveyor]

10. Hmmmm...Bacon!!!

[PoliticAverse]

6. Publicity stunt or serious product, you decide... n/t

[MrSlayer]

7. Know your customers is the first rule of business.

Never mind that there are maybe four Muslims in all of Idaho and that nowhere in the country will you be able to use these with their intended effect short of flat out murdering people, the rednecks will buy these up in droves. It's all about the sales and I bet they charge half again what regular bullets cost.

I really need to figure out a way to tap into this market.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Yep. About as useful as those "Terrorist Hunting Permits"....

...they use to hold the plastic on their back windshield up.

[roamer65]

14. Those stickers translated...

I AM AN IDIOT.

[Initech]

11. This will guarantee to piss off some people.

[SummerSnow]

12. Only hickory smoked bullets will work

[Spirochete]

23. Not the Armour piercing ones?

?1267632412

[peacebird]

26. LOL!

[truebluegreen]

29. DUzy!

[jmowreader]

13. You see what I have to put up with?

These idiots are painting bullets with lard in a strip mall about three miles from my house.

[Eleanors38]

15. Corked pork in South Fork? Those dorks are torqued! Won't work.

[Drahthaardogs]

16. These guys are going to be millionaires.

I bet I know a few guys who will be lining up to purchase a case of this stuff. P.T. Barnum comes to mind...

[RB TexLa]

17. Which means they believe the teachings of Mohammad to be the word of God

[Purveyor]

18. Oh that would pop some 'pinheads', indeed. {{{chuckle}}} eom

[Crepuscular]

19. Shades

Shades of the Sepoy mutiny.......

[Tanuki]

27. I had the same reaction!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Indian_Rebellion_of_1857

..."The sepoys, a generic term used for native Indian soldiers of the Bengal Army, had their own list of grievances against the Company Raj, mainly caused by the ethnic gulf between the British officers and their Indian troops. The British had issued new gunpowder cartridges that were widely believed to be greased with cow or pig fat, which insulted both Hindus and Muslims.[1] Other than Indian units of the British East India Company's army, much of the resistance came from the old aristocracy, who were seeing their power steadily eroded under the British."...

[agentS]

20. I see potential here

While quite clearly these bullets and their maker are offensive, and wrong (as someone pointed out upthread), then again, the Jihadists aren't all that bright to begin with. Who knows? Maybe this will scare some of them straight? Or force them to avoid battle with 'infidels'? The Jihadists will believe anything their mullahs tell them.

[Daemonaquila]

21. Let's not kid ourselves.

When they stole this rejected invention from the Israelis, they knew it was a crock of crap. But they know a lot of bubbas will pay oodles for it, believing it's Muslim kryptonite. Sad, really.

[pinboy3niner]

22. They never loin

[Junkdrawer]

25. DUzy

[badtoworse]

24. What calibers do they make it in?

[Rod Walker]

32. 9mm Parabellum, .40 S&W, .45 ACP, .223 Rem and .308 Win

The pretty much have all the standard (American) combat calibers covered.

[badtoworse]

36. It will be interesting to see their sales numbers

Should sell well in Idaho

[Rod Walker]

37. I just checked Gunbroker. There's only been one attempted sale (by the manufacturer themselves).

It didn't sell (they wanted $235 for 250 rounds of .223).

[badtoworse]

38. At about a buck a pop, that's understandable.

I don't know though - it's been a while since I've bought ammo and in this market, I don't have a feel for what it currently costs

[Rod Walker]

39. It's starting (just barely) to get back to a semblance of normality. Just don't try to get .22 LR.

If you shop around, you can find .223 for .50 a shot or so. The days of cheap ammo are over.

[baldguy]

30. .

[arely staircase]

31. this raises an interesting question

where does hatred end and stupid begin?

[badtoworse]

33. I think it's really just about money

Bubbas buying a box to show their bubba friends. You market to them and make a quick killing before the novelty wears off.

[arely staircase]

34. true

nt

[ShadowLiberal]

35. Really stupid, and not even correct according to the Quran from terrorists point of view

I'm not a Muslim, but I know from a religion in America course I took years ago in college that the Quran says if you die fighting in a 'holy war' in the name of Islam that you automatically go to heaven. Since terrorists like Bin Laden believe they are fighting in a holy war, I doubt 'pork bullets' will do anymore then piss them off even more against us, and they certainly won't scare terrorists into not committing terrorist attacks, since they believe if they die in that war they go to heaven anyway.

But I'm sure a bunch of anti-Muslim idiots will waste millions of dollars on such stupid bullets.