Truth is just a five-letter word. Please come CAPTION Megyn Kelly!!!!

[skip fox]

Megyn ("Never too early for a lie&quot Kelly is saying: "Well, Bill, it's obvious, isn't it. . . If three percent of the climate scientists think global warming is a hoax, if you do the math, that's hundreds of scientists!!! . . . Of course, it's still a minority, but I thought the Democrats were all about listening to the minority. . . . Or maybe that's just more liberal hypocrisy."


Bill ("I'm not wearing any undies&quot O'Reilly responds, "You've certainly got a point! . . . Now, onto gay marriage . . ."

[onehandle]

1. 'Psst, Bill. What time should I come by with the falafel... loofah... whatever?' nt

[librechik]

2. Megyn: "Truth is just a four letter word" BillO:"Dam Rite!"

[skip fox]

3. "And, Bill, getting rid of DOMA will bring in the era of sexual robotics after,

of course, polygamy, bestiality, and necrophilia. Then they'll get into nano-bots so that you can have an orgasm even while you're taking a dump."

[skip fox]

4. "So these 3%ers say that climate change is the biggest hoax

perpetrated by man and all because 97%, or 100% of the immoral scientists, saw a way to milk these liberal dunderheads of the taxpayer's money. . . . How come you only hear these things on Fox? . . . Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

[skip fox]

5. "And to tell you the truth, Bill, the biggest climate change was when God

kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden. . . . And liberals didn't like it then!"

[Lizzie Poppet]

6. As the equally-respected commentator, Barbie, said: "Math is hard!"

Heh, Megyn...protip: science isn't a democracy.

[Johonny]

7. Let me explain it again; when a man marries a woman that isn't considered a gay marriage, Bill.

so no I won't gay marry you.

[skip fox]

8. "Bill, don't you realize a remark like 'I'd sure like to see you squeeze

that tight little body into a bikini and then squeez it back out again; I'll bring the baby oil' can be seen as sexist?"