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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTruth is just a five-letter word. Please come CAPTION Megyn Kelly!!!!
Megyn ("Never too early for a lie" Kelly is saying: "Well, Bill, it's obvious, isn't it. . . If three percent of the climate scientists think global warming is a hoax, if you do the math, that's hundreds of scientists!!! . . . Of course, it's still a minority, but I thought the Democrats were all about listening to the minority. . . . Or maybe that's just more liberal hypocrisy."
Bill ("I'm not wearing any undies" O'Reilly responds, "You've certainly got a point! . . . Now, onto gay marriage . . ."
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Truth is just a five-letter word. Please come CAPTION Megyn Kelly!!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jun 2013
OP
'Psst, Bill. What time should I come by with the falafel... loofah... whatever?' nt
onehandle
Jun 2013
#1
"And, Bill, getting rid of DOMA will bring in the era of sexual robotics after,
skip fox
Jun 2013
#3
onehandle
(51,122 posts)1. 'Psst, Bill. What time should I come by with the falafel... loofah... whatever?' nt
librechik
(30,778 posts)2. Megyn: "Truth is just a four letter word" BillO:"Dam Rite!"
skip fox
(19,480 posts)3. "And, Bill, getting rid of DOMA will bring in the era of sexual robotics after,
of course, polygamy, bestiality, and necrophilia. Then they'll get into nano-bots so that you can have an orgasm even while you're taking a dump."
skip fox
(19,480 posts)4. "So these 3%ers say that climate change is the biggest hoax
perpetrated by man and all because 97%, or 100% of the immoral scientists, saw a way to milk these liberal dunderheads of the taxpayer's money. . . . How come you only hear these things on Fox? . . . Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
skip fox
(19,480 posts)5. "And to tell you the truth, Bill, the biggest climate change was when God
kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden. . . . And liberals didn't like it then!"
Lizzie Poppet
(10,164 posts)6. As the equally-respected commentator, Barbie, said: "Math is hard!"
Heh, Megyn...protip: science isn't a democracy.
Johonny
(21,629 posts)7. Let me explain it again; when a man marries a woman that isn't considered a gay marriage, Bill.
so no I won't gay marry you.
skip fox
(19,480 posts)8. "Bill, don't you realize a remark like 'I'd sure like to see you squeeze
that tight little body into a bikini and then squeez it back out again; I'll bring the baby oil' can be seen as sexist?"