DOMA was your friend. Please come CAPTION Bill (the whining bully) O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Billy ("Shut up. Just shut up!" ) O'Reilly is saying: "But now, the liberals on the Court are not only telling us what constitutes marriage despite the electorate's desires, circumventing democracy itself, but they have opened he flood gates to legalizing polygamy, bestiality, necrophilia, cloning orgies, the genetic splicing of god-only-know-what-with-what, nano-sex bots, and everything else you can't even imagine yet! . . . It's not a victory for gay rights' advocates, it's the end of the United States as we know it and a disaster for the planet! . . . And that's the memo. . . . Now onto Obama's obsession with brothers and thugs in his administration."

[warrior1]

1. Hey Bill

Boo

[MotherPetrie]

2. Now he can even marry his loofah!

[skip fox]

3. That might sound silly, but

you should see his loofah!!!!

[MotherPetrie]

4. And I'll bet he has more than ONE! Maybe even one shaped like a goat!

[skip fox]

5. "Now even the notion of gender will be up in the air! . . . Your dreams

will be an unending river of fleshy parts squirting all over and you'll wake up ripping one off in a puddle of your own feces. "

[skip fox]

6. ". . . and we'll have to put animals on the organ donation waiting lists and

they'll be wearing our hearts and our hands and making love to our wives with our own junk!"

[skip fox]

7. " . . . and the animals will get to apply for jobs like CEO and ZooMaster

and get to run companies or lock humans up at the Metropolitan Zoo."

[skip fox]

8. "And a lot of those people of the 'lighter brand,' as they say, will be wanting-

to stick their naughty parts anywhere they want, and now by law you'll just have to keep still and let them do it."