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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGlenn Beck is working up a case of the wet-works, Please come CAPTION the ninny!!!
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Glenn ("Sometimes I'll punch myself in the nuts during commercial" ) Beck is saying: "I've learned to cry without pissing myself. . . . But it took a lot of pretty messy practice."
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Glenn Beck is working up a case of the wet-works, Please come CAPTION the ninny!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jun 2013
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Warpy
(114,503 posts)1. "OW! I got too much Vick's in my eyes!
That's the only reason the ninny ever cries, you know. He fakes that along with everything else.
Oh, I imagine he's got a few legitimate tears if he's followed his own advice and put his whole paycheck into gold. However, I will wager he never lets anyone see his real tears.
Spirochete
(5,264 posts)2. Someone needs to dry the poor guy's tears -
with a flamethrower...
skip fox
(19,502 posts)3. "And I've got tear ducts on my ass."
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)4. He's got tears coming out the wazoo!
Remember the old eTrade Super Bowl commercial?

Whisp
(24,096 posts)5. Ninny Boo Boo! n/t
