Three Things Rick Perry Hates About Wendy Davis

[stopbush]

1. She's a woman.

2. She's a Democrat

3. Oops...I fergit the third one.

[Booster]

1. 3. She has better hair than he does.

[petronius]

2. Heh, the first two were word-for-word what I was thinking before I clicked

As for #3, it's probably that she's more intelligent, honorable, patriotic, and interesting than he can ever dream of being...

[TDale313]

3. LOL.

[Th1onein]

4. She has a vagina and a uterus. Oops! That's four.

[calimary]

6. I'll give you an "oops" - she has a BRAIN.

And all he's got is "oops!"

[Half-Century Man]

5. The third?

She has bigger balls.








My apologies to Ms Davis; I understand that her courage and fortitude are personified in her ovaries. It is just that mr perry wouldn't understand it phrased that way.

[Scurrilous]

7. ROFL

[nyquil_man]

8. Poor Rick. He meant to get a vasectomy and got a lobotomy instead. nt

[Brigid]

12. We have our winner!

[Nanjing to Seoul]

9. 3： She's smarter than he'll ever be.

[MFM008]

10. shes alive

thats number 3

[Melissa G]

11. DUzy

for the op!

[Kath1]

13. She's pro-choice.

Woman. Democrat. Pro-choice. Perry hates it but I love it! Thank you, Wendy!