Sunday, the bouquet of days. Please come CAPTION Pep Boys Wanta Be, Bret Baier!!!

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Bret ("The facts? No sweat.&quot Baier is saying: "Some say Mandela is not ill at all but actually a spry 94-year old who plays badminton seven days a week. They say he faked an illness just so he did not have to meet with Obama, reflecting the contempt felt around the world for the United States under this administration, the most inept, corrupt and hidden, by the way, in the history of the Republic. . . . Well that's it for Special Report, "fair and balanced" as always. . . . Now stay tuned for Shepard Smith who has heard rumors of a drug-and-prostitution ring being run out of the Oval Office.. . . . Goodnight and stay safe."

[lpbk2713]

1. This clown fits right in with Faux Snooze.

Only on Faux would anyone dare to say something that profoundly stupid.

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2. Well, CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been creative, but most of us

try to channel what our subjects would say if they could get away with it (or channel their essence, or their stunning hypocrisy/stupidity/insensitivity, etc.)f or satiric purposes.

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3. "This just in. Fox News just anounced that corporations are poeple but that people aren't."

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4. "And a new study suggests that the use of condoms encourages sex."

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5. "A Fox News Poll finds that the people who respond to Fox News Polls are more

intelligent, better informed, and wiser than those who don't. And I may say, by an overwhelming majority."

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6. "Can anyone tell me if my lobotomy worked?"