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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBelichick To Tebow: ‘I’m Your Lord And Savior Now’
BOSTONWarning that he was a dark and vengeful God, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly pulled aside Tim Tebow at the teams facilities Thursday and informed the backup quarterback that he was his only Lord and savior now. This is your church now, and you shall worship me, said Belichick, who sources confirmed clutched Tebows throat and slammed the former Heisman Trophy winner against a concrete wall. If you want to see a wrathful God, then question me on playing time. I will crush you into dust. And if I ever see you on your knees, you better be praying to me or you will be destroyed by my blistering fury. At press time, Tebow told reporters that he was renouncing Jesus Christ
http://www.theonion.com/articles/belichick-to-tebow-im-your-lord-and-savior-now,33038/
Initech
(100,104 posts)LiberalFighter
(51,104 posts)If Bill has the ability give him the look that kills.
warrant46
(2,205 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)While I personally find public displays of piety to be somewhat ostentatious, I don't actually find them quite as disturbing as a double murder. (But that's just me.)
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)No, of course I'm not. That's just plain silly.
Demo_Chris
(6,234 posts)Just asking questions here.