On the road again. Please come CAPTION Elisabeth Hasselbeck!!!

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Elisabeth ("But I was paying attention in school!&quot Hasselbeck is saying: "I'm so happy to be moving onto Fox where the other guys and gals won't be down my throat all the time with their so-called facts and reasons to care for people or have concern for the environment or what I'm saying, so I will be able to think clear and straight about all those things people think about when someone's not there trying to confuse him, or in this case her, so my thinking might mature and grow into something like what other people think about, like a thought, when they're thinking about things without being hassled all the time . . . Ha! That's like my name, 'hassle,' 'Hasselbeck,' . . . get it?"

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1. "I was thinking about what it must be like to have a thought, which is an idea but

with more letters in it, but then I got confused because I thought a thought was like a baby idea but still bigger than the thinking of it in the first place. Then I wondered why it should be accorded more of the alphabet. . . . Are you kidding? . . . Or like another case. 'Taxes' is smaller than 'spending,' but it's really the other way around in so-called real life . . . You start to go one way but then 'Your other right' they always say. . . . Don't get me going on 'smart' and 'moronic.' . . . It always all comes back to politics, doesn't it?"

[Lint Head]

2. "Now I can wear shorter skirts so the camera better displays my legs while news actors make sounds."

"I've always wanted to be a Fox Babe. Conservatives know what a real woman is all about. Just look at the laws they're passing to control my vagina so I can stay focused on making my body look beautiful to the leering viewers. Some say I'm shallow but, Confucius say, Beauty on the outside hides the ugliness inside. Or, was that just someone who was confused? I'm not sure, but, it'll be fun! Life is a Loofa!"

[hobbit709]

3. She had an original thought once. It got lonely and left.

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4. "Sometimes I wonder what to think and I get confused because I didn't give my thinking

a place to go. I should wonder what to thing about something, that way I can take hold of it and think about it, like its color or if tit's cold or warm. . . . So then I wonder what to think about and since about's that's not a thing, I get confused again. But then I . . ."

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5. "If I knew what I thought, I wouldn't have to go on t.v. to see what I have to say."

[Pretzel_Warrior]

6. I just went from dumbest to smartest person in the room! Yay, me!

[MattBaggins]

7. I decided to go out with a bang and make my last question on The View

a racist one

"When the Zimmerman verdict comes in will there be riots?" Everyone knows the minorities riot just about every weekend.