Caption time.

[warrior1]

[lunatica]

1. Man on mik

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Newt: "Don't bogart that, Ricky."

[SirRevolutionary]

3. Glug glug glug

That's right folks, we think there should be Santorum Snowcones in every household across 'Merka.

[bathroommonkey76]

4. A conservative blow job. nt

[Whisp]

5. The Thinker or The Toker?

[yellerpup]

9. Joker.

[mojowork_n]

6. Has this one already been posted?

Somnus, the Roman deity of Sleeeeeeep:

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[socialindependocrat]

7. Santorum forced to take breathalizer test...

Rick Santoirum was forced to take a breathalizer test before proceding
with the debate tonight when many of his peers voiced the opinion that,
"He must be an idiot or on drugs for saying the things he does. He's
going to hurt the whole party if he keeps it up!"

[jorno67]

8. "and then you use a straw to suck it out, like this..."

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. "How come we have to blow up these rubber dolls ourselves?"

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. Frothy to Salamander: "Duuuude your head is huge!" nt

[11 Bravo]

12. Get me a Wet-Wipe! This mic tastes like Santorum!

[JoePhilly]

13. Woman can do this to avoid getting pregnant.

[Jazzgirl]

14. "This is how I'm gona suck Newt's brains through this straw".

N/t