Cuccinelli creates new website in support of his efforts to make oral sex illegal

[ZRT2209]

http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2013/07/17/2315251/virginia-cuccinelli-oral-sex/

In an unusual move, Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II (R), his party’s nominee for governor, launched a new campaign website Wednesday highlighting his efforts to reinstate Virginia’s unconstitutional Crimes Against Nature law. The rule, which makes felons out of even consenting married couples who engage in oral or anal sex in the privacy of their own homes, was struck down by federal courts after Cuccinelli blocked efforts to bring it in line with the Supreme Court’s 2003 Lawrence v. Texas ruling.

[cyberswede]

1. That blows

[ZRT2209]

2. pffffttt

[The Magistrate]

4. As the Kid Said, Sir

"I didn't think it was anatomically possible, but this sucks and blows."

[cyberswede]

23. Spoken by a cunning linguist.

[krispos42]

27. And... you win a DUzy!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. And sucks, too.

I'm sure he'll lick his opposition with this stroke.

[krispos42]

32. It will take a lot of flogging to bring this to the fore...

...front of the population's view.

He'll have to work this issue from his base to the head...





...lines of the major papers, building up support over a period of time. Naturally, this will require a lot of face time. But I'm sure Ken is fully capable of using his agile, quick tongue and silver throat to get the last drop of opposition out of the running.

[CincyDem]

21. Blow is just a figure of speech. n/t

[FSogol]

3. Does he really think that his War on Oral Sex will make everyone forget about

his and Gov McDonnell's corruption?

[ZRT2209]

10. political gratification is ok

[ZRT2209]

16. or should that be graftificaiton?

[darkangel218]

5. How would they enforce this law?

That means snooping in people's bedrooms.

:/

[ZRT2209]

12. NSA spying in the confessional

[darkangel218]

13. Ah yah, i forgot about them.

[KG]

6. ah, republicans - the party that wants gov't out of our lives.

[RGinNJ]

8. Yeah and he sucks.

[Beacool]

47. Probably not.............

[darkangel218]

9. On a second thought, it would be easier to turn down your hubby or wifey

If you're not in the mood.

Sorry hun, its illegal

[FSogol]

11. Quite the opposite! Hey honey, this is banned in the Commonwealth of Virginia!

[darkangel218]

15. Yep, thats pretty kinky.

Maybe that's what they're going for?

[Eleanors38]

48. ...but not in the Black Forest.

[edgineered]

25. The Viagra trick will become a thing of the past -

Back in the day, when nympho girlfriends would stop by unannounced, this trick usually worked.

In reply to her demands for immediate action, pulling out a bottle of Viagra and saying, "Yea fine, just give me half an hour for this stuff to work", usually curtailed those visits. Hell, by not needing it, one script is good for years!

[Coyotl]

14. dupe = Virginia Gubernatorial Candidate Campaigns On Effort To Restore Ban On Oral Sex

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023282305

[darkangel218]

17. So what, big deal.

Let us have fun. I'm sure the OP wasn't aware of your thread.

[amerikat]

18. Any genitalia coming out of this guys mouth

would be better than the the words that spew from his mouth
and the morality he pulls out of his ass.

[darkangel218]

22. LMAO!!!!

[Scootaloo]

19. Republican priorities.

[muntrv]

20. Arrest yourself, Kenny, because

YOU SUCK AND YOU BLOW!!!!

[madaboutharry]

24. Seriously, what kind of person

sits around and thinks about this?

[darkangel218]

28. Maybe he's jealous cuz he's not getting any

[krispos42]

26. Still tilting at windmills, I see.

What a moron. Either he's the most boring guy in the bedroom, or he's trying to be.

[ZRT2209]

53. Handmaid's Tale mentality - do as I say, not as I DO

[PD Turk]

29. Prediction

This "mr clean" guy that wants to ban oral and anal sex is gonna get caught with his pants down doing something a lot more freaky than that with a hooker somewhere.... or something like that. You heard it here first

[Marie Marie]

35. Always! That is a given.

[IrishAyes]

30. Why is it

that the GOP wants to keep its nose up everybody's hiney? Sociopathic sickos, the lot of them.

[Ohio Joe]

31. If blowjobs are outlawed... Only outlaws will give blowjobs...

Or is it... Only outlaws will get blowjobs?

Regardless... Stupid fucking repugs.... Sheesh.

[sarisataka]

37. Could we claim

it is only civil disobedience?

What if a fella is just returning a favor to the lady? Is that a whole separate set of charges?

[GlashFordan]

33. THIS is why

Republicans can't ever have a big tent. Lol at my unintended pun...

This is why they can't extend their party beyond rigid true believers?

Lol

[hughee99]

34. Well, I hope he keeps it legal to go fuck himself, 'cause that's what he can do. n/t

[The River]

43. My Thought Exactly

Those sex obsessed (not to mention corrupt) idiots in Richmond are part of the
reason I left the state of VAginalprobistan 2 months
ago to retire in a reliably "blue" state.

[nebenaube]

52. Hell, I left the moment they decided state troopers can jab a needle in your arm. n/t

[struggle4progress]

36. "Worried your neighbors may be performing unnatural acts? Vote Cuccinelli!"

[muntrv]

38. Another tinydicked member of the Talibornagain.

[hrmjustin]

41. One of the best lines I heard on DU.

[hrmjustin]

39. Great way to go after the male vote.

[XemaSab]

40. His name sounds like a slang term

"He licked my Cuccinelli and I came SO HARD. We're definitely having a second date."

[msanthrope]

42. But I thought Virginia was for lovers....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_is_for_Lovers

I guess only missionary, then....

[ZRT2209]

55. Cuccinelli and Santorum want to tell you HOW, WHEN and WHY to have sex.

[distantearlywarning]

44. OMG, why do people still waste their time and energy on this kind of nonsense?

That's how I feel about all the gay stuff these days too - the dipshits still trying to stop gay marriages in CA, for example. I'm like, goddamn, aren't you ridiculous people just exhausted by all this useless nonsense yet? Don't you have ANYTHING else in your life to work on except for peering in someone else's bedroom windows? I can't understand this mentality at all. Who cares? Seriously. Why would anyone care so much about someone else's sex life?

[ZRT2209]

54. so funny - they think gay sex is "icky". Don't they realize that

two corpulent, old tea partiers going at it - that's what's icky. ((( shudder ))) I mean, we've seen what they look like with their clothes ON, and it's only downhill from there.

[Beacool]

45. What does he intend to do, have a camera in everybody's bedroom?

What the hell is going on in this country???????????

I wasn't alive in the 50s, but this sure looks like we are regressing to that era.

I wish people would just worry about their own sex life. As long as what's going on is between consenting adults, I don't give a flying fig what people do in the privacy of their homes.



One more thing, we better work hard to help McAuliffe win. Cuccinelli and his pastor sidekick are too scary.

[Drew Richards]

46. This is really fuckin evil when you think about it...he is trying an end around pun intended to

Outlaw being gay in virginia...of course it wont be enforced on monagmous couples...only the gay will be harrassed and arrested.

Caught jaywalking while being gay? Well your a sodomite an obviously violate the laws of virginia 5 years in prison for you...

Have a fight with your domestic partner? well too bad for you that you are both lesbians and in violation of virgina law off to prison for both of you 10 years each...


These are really evil sons of bitches.

[Wolf Frankula]

49. I'd Say Hey Cuccy Blow Me!

But I don't swing that way. Oh Hell, I'll say it anyway. Hey Cuccy, BLOW ME!

Wolf

[Summer Hathaway]

50. Well, to put it bluntly

who would trust anyone who thinks a good blow-job is a "crime against nature"?

[putitinD]

51. Miss Lindsey is going to have a hissy

[Initech]

57. That both sucks and blows.

[malaise]

58. Isn't he caught up in the corruption scandal facing

Governor Ultrasound.
He should be worried that it isn't illegal in prison

[Yavin4]

59. If Cuccinelli is successful, there will be a lot of hardened criminals in Virginia.

[ZRT2209]

61. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ganja Ninja]

60. Way to have your finger on the pluse of the nation.

Hardly a day goes by when I don't hear someone complaining about all the head their getting and giving.

[Yavin4]

64. Fingering is okay, right?

Right? right?

[City Lights]

62. Another "small government" conservative.

Douchebag.

[Boomerproud]

63. What's his official position on masterbation?

Oh, let me guess...