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Archae

(47,245 posts) Sat Jul 20, 2013, 12:49 AM Jul 2013

Any bets as to how long until Ken Cuccinelli(sp?) gets caught getting kinky sex from a hooker?

Then he "Finds Jay-zus" and all is forgiven...

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Any bets as to how long until Ken Cuccinelli(sp?) gets caught getting kinky sex from a hooker? (Original Post) Archae Jul 2013 OP

He strikes me as more of Rincewind Jul 2013 #1

sound reasoning BainsBane Jul 2013 #6

It won't be long now. Squinch Jul 2013 #2

He's probably walking around with Bachmann's vibrator up his ass right now Blue Owl Jul 2013 #3

"Tranny and Cooch" has a nice ring to it Kennah Jul 2013 #4

The only question is BainsBane Jul 2013 #5

I'll put a $20 on LadyHawkAZ Jul 2013 #7

Give me any outspoken sex critic and safeinOhio Jul 2013 #8

Rincewind

(1,365 posts)

1. He strikes me as more of

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 12:56 AM

Jul 2013

a farm animal type of guy.

BainsBane

(57,779 posts)

6. sound reasoning

Reply to Rincewind (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:56 AM

Jul 2013

Squinch

(60,067 posts)

2. It won't be long now.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 12:57 AM

Jul 2013

I think the speed with which they are caught in a latex suit partying with a sheep, a man in the kitty costume, a dominatrix and a mountain of oxycodone is directly proportional to the ridiculousness of their sexual prohibitions.

By that measure, Cuccinelli will be on the front page by Thursday.

Blue Owl

(59,616 posts)

3. He's probably walking around with Bachmann's vibrator up his ass right now

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 01:07 AM

Jul 2013

n/t

Kennah

(14,578 posts)

4. "Tranny and Cooch" has a nice ring to it

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:48 AM

Jul 2013

BainsBane

(57,779 posts)

5. The only question is

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:55 AM

Jul 2013

whether than hooker is female or male.

LadyHawkAZ

(6,199 posts)

7. I'll put a $20 on

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:14 AM

Jul 2013

"there's already hush money being paid to at least one person, somewhere".

Another $20 on a renewed anti-BJ push after he finds Jay-zus, because he "knows what it's like to be tempted and God has told him he must battle this scourge", etc.

safeinOhio

(38,034 posts)

8. Give me any outspoken sex critic and

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 08:56 AM

Jul 2013

one hour with that person and a polygraph machine and you'll never hear from them again.

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