Is this right? Zimmerman delivered the royal baby?

[Happyhippychick]

[hrmjustin]

1. No he is saving the planet from global warming.

[darkangel218]

2. He was fighting off an asteroid last i heard of him

[MineralMan]

3. He stepped in at the last minute.

It took him a while to fly to London, or he'd have been there sooner. Next, he's flying to Israel for talks between Israel and the Palestinians.

His work is just beginning.

[onehandle]

4. And didn't shoot him.

It's A Miracle!

[Happyhippychick]

5. ...

[nirvana555]

7. .....come on folks...everyone knows he's ending world hunger....keep up! n/t

[NightWatcher]

6. It's cool, the baby was white.

[LeftofObama]

8. He sure did!

And because of his heroism the happy couple will name the baby George!

[Bay Boy]

9. George will be like a photo-bomb...

...every time something good happens he'll be there.

[bravenak]

10. We never rescued him from space.

He out there somewhere fighting the asteroids for our freedom. And breast feeding kittens. Or puppies.

[DetlefK]

12. We only do this for nigerian astronauts, when their space-program runs out of money.

[doc03]

11. That's what Hannity is reporting on his show n/t