Ken Cuccinelli Reaches NATIONAL JOKE STATUS Thanks To The View

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While explaining to an incredulous audience that Virginia Republican gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli wants to make it a felony to have oral sex, “– a felony! YEAH!”, Whoopie Goldberg mainstreamed America’s disdain for Ken Cuccinelli’s extreme Republican values. She also vowed to keep him out of the governor’s mansion. This is exactly what Ken was told to not let happen. The plan to get Cuccinelli into office has been: Do not let them know what a whack-a-doo you are. Run as a moderate Republican and keep your mouth shut until after you’ve been elected“ Michael Douglas better stay out of Virginia,” Joy Behar deadpanned.

The panel had a laugh at Cuccinelli’s plan to outlaw oral sex:

“I think we all should—”
“You should stay out of Virginia, Mamma!”
Barbara Walters asked, “What ever happened to the slogan ‘Virginia is for lovers’?”

And so mocking Cuccinelli’s extremism was mainstreamed. Walters explained that Cuccinelli automatically equates oral sex with homosexuality, to which Sherri Shepherd quipped, “Well then I’m gay as a — I mean I’m just saying!” Walters continued reading Cuccinelli’s explanation of his fear of oral sex and the homosexual “agenda”, with the ladies getting bug eyed and horrified at “When you look at the homosexual agenda, I cannot support something that I believe brings nothing but self-destruction, not only physically but of their soul.”

The ladies were gobsmacked — oral sex brings self-destruction? Oh no you don’t, sir…


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http://www.politicususa.com/2013/07/22/view-va-gop-gubernatorial-candidate-ken-cuccinelli.html

[burnodo]

1. He is a national joke

Hopefully he won't be elected governor

[Enthusiast]

15. Let's hope to

assist the American people by bringing about the awareness that all Republican governors are a national joke. They might exercise better judgement than Cuccinelli on sexual matters but they are still wrecking the nation in other ways.

[Blue_Tires]

2. Make no mistake

Cuccinelli still has a lot of admirers in VA, and the GOP will work around the clock to get out their vote...No matter how bad he looks now, VA Dems can't let up the pressure a single bit...

[calimary]

38. Absolutely. Absolutely!!! Do NOT let down your guard.

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Don't do a Martha Coakley and assume we have this in the bag. She assumed she did, and she went away on vacation DURING the campaign, and gave him enough time to catch up, and monopolize the coverage while she was out of town. And we thus had to suffer through that snotty scotty in Massachusetts before we finally got him hosed out of there and replaced by Elizabeth Warren.

[Kablooie]

63. The more insane these candidates are the better their chances of winning in certain states.

[Segami]

3. It must be cutting for Cuccinelli's wife....

to know that the WHOLE WORLD now knows that her husband has never given her head!!

[Jackpine Radical]

28. Well, at least it doesn't suck to be her.

[CoffeeCat]

45. It may not suck...

...but I bet it blows.

No wait. It doesn't blow either.

Carry on!

[jonthebru]

68. It is so tempting

I'll bet the pre-show meeting on the View was frickin' funny!

[ehrnst]

60. 7 kids and she homeschools them all - I'll bet she's been bugging him for some. (nt)

[jmowreader]

61. No! It's okay for Cuccinelli to do that

Because he's never been gay.

But if YOU do it, then you must be gay so it's illegal.

Which is strange logic--why would gay men want to do oral on women or vice versa?--but trying to ban oral sex in 2013 is stranger.

The campaign commercials almost write themselves.

" I like jobs. Both Cuccinelli and McAuliffe are for that. They are both supporters of faith, family, the military, strong economies and all the things that make Virginia a great place to call home. But I like getting eaten out too, and Cuccinelli wants to throw me in jail for it. So I wouldn't vote for him if he was running against Satan, and neither should you."

And then there's the new superpac Cocksuckers for McAuliffe; "We are a group of Virginians, straight, gay, men and women, Democrats, Republicans and independents, who enjoy normal, healthy sexual practices Ken Cuccinelli wants to re-outlaw."

[spooky3]

62. Why are you assuming that Cuccinelli's actions have anything to do with his words?

Hypocrisy is extreme RWers' specialty. He could be having a wild time every night while making this public statements.

[11 Bravo]

4. Terry McAuliffe wasn't my first choice, but I will bust my ass to help him keep the Cooch out of ...

the Governor's mansion!

[Cha]

8. Yeah, poor Terry is lookin'

real good about now.

Mahalo for workin' it, 11 Bravo

[HockeyMom]

5. Sex has consequences

which means BABIES. Gay sex = no consequences. Birth control sex = no consequences. Oral sex (for straights) = no consquences.

These people want to live in the 14th Century.

[Fawke Em]

59. Actually, both my pregnancies came about when I was using

birth control, but I get your point.

[Scurrilous]

6. K & R

[Corruption Inc]

7. Every week some Virginia R makes a national level fool of themselves

Virginia Rs are second only to Texas Rs on the national disgrace level. Virginia Rs are a unique combination of stupid, vocal and abusive. There should be a separate category of mental illness called "Virginianism" which combines denial, inability to learn and violent tendencies.

[damyank913]

21. Yes. Here in the Norfolk area we've begun to call him Cuccilingus.

[ms liberty]

24. Oh, that's a good one! n/t

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. What gets me is how anti-sex people act like they are superior...

They say "doing it like animals" with contempt.

Shit,...these people need a dose of "Wild Kingdom".

[Marie Marie]

10. No what they need is really GREAT sex -

something they are obviously not capable of. Cooch must be a terrible lover - I feel sorry for his wife.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. That's what I mean by "Wild Kingdom"....

The problem is they believe they have to get really drunk first to have an excuse for later.

[Marie Marie]

35. OK got it.

And yes, they need to get drunk to remove the shame - which just makes them even lousier lovers.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

39. They hold back to prolong the guilt.

[Zorra]

16. "Show me a man who does not treat his wife to oral sex, and I'll show you a woman

I can."

Old lesbian proverb.

[Marie Marie]

36. Good one!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. You're supposed to do it like animals; it's no fun if you don't.

We are animals, after all.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

30. Not according to them...

Claiming humans are somehow different and apart from animals is very appealing in the rural areas because then you don't feel sympathy for the pig as you cut it's throat.

[Arkansas Granny]

54. Being compared to animals offends some people.

Hyacinth: Don't grunt when you polish, Richard. I can hear you breathing, dear. I don't think it's quite nice to hear people breathing. You'd think by now evolution would have replaced our unfortunate bodily functions with something a little more tasteful. I suppose it was perfectly adequate for primitive peoples, but really.
Richard: Well, we are merely mammals, after all.
Hyacinth: Richard! What a thing to say to somebody with a solid silver self-cleaning sauce separator.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0030918/quotes

[Spitfire of ATJ]

71. Always thought of her as a Thatcher.

[Blue Palasky]

11. Abilene is my hometown

yuck is all i can say about that.

thanks for the vid though!

[joeybee12]

12. Sort of makes you miss Elizabeth Hasselback...

She'd be turning beet red right now trying to defend him because he really didn't mean what he said.

[sad-cafe]

17. she would have been laughable

but glad she is gone from that show

[joeybee12]

18. Yeah, but just think of the enjoyment from her stupidity!

She could defend him and then Whoopi would ask her if she's ever done anything that would have gotten her arrested in Virginia!

[obxhead]

13. My guess is that Cuccinelli will one day be caught in an affair.

and that affair will be with another man.

The most vocal haters are typically guilty of what they hate.

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. Does having his head up is ass qualify?

[Politicalboi]

27. Depends on which head

[Marie Marie]

37. That was my suspicion too.

Maybe the reason he has never had great sex is that he is doing it with the wrong sex - but his inner homosexuality scares him to death. Me thinks he doth protest too much. Whatever, straight or gay - this man is just plain creepy.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

19. Hope Cuccinelli's oral sex obsession brings his self-destruction. :P nt

[TreasonousBastard]

22. "He wants the government on my back and my husband off if it" just perfect!

[hopemountain]

23. joy was brilliant!

the audience was enjoying the one liners, for sure.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. I think the GOP should embrace this core important part of their agenda.

Explain to the American people how "smaller government" means spending tax dollars to throw all the consenting adults who engage in oral sex, into prison.

[bravenak]

29. The Cooch is scared of coochie.

It is known. He wants an excuse not to go downtown. " But honey, it's against the law!"

[rhett o rick]

31. No matter how much The View is badmouthed, they do discuss issues there that dont get discussed

in other places on TV where it should.

[billh58]

32. As Robin Williams said in

Good Morning Vietnam: "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

[Kennah]

41. Here it is

[niyad]

53. from his concert at carnegie hall: "men, learn you some oral sex. I say, bring a lunch, stay for

the day"

[Iliyah]

33. I just want to know how he would know

if you had oral sex? Will he hire a special task force in knocking down doors for both oral sex and any other sex that strays away from I guess tradition sex? Inquirer minds want to know!

[yellowcanine]

40. Kenny is coming after your pie hole with his vaginal probe, that's how. Your tonsils test positive

for semen and you are busted buddy!

[William769]

34. Kick & recommended.

[Kennah]

42. Remember when Cuchi was a good thing?

[Beacool]

43. Go ladies, you tell him!!!!

Cuccinelli IS a crime against nature. Besides, how does he plan to enforce it? Bigoted idiot.........

[Samantha]

44. Oral and anal sex both

Doesn't matter even if the two parties are married.

Sam

[RedCappedBandit]

46. His sex life must really suck. Or.. not?

[CoffeeCat]

47. What demographic is this guy playing to?

Seriously?

I can't imagine any guy turning down a blow job.

Can't you just see Mr-Rabid-Gun-Nut-Limbaugh-Listening-Jerk realizing what this politician is saying, "He wants to ban WHAT?"

[Fumesucker]

49. Reminds me of the old joke about how you keep a Baptist from drinking all the beer on a fishing trip

Bring two Baptists.

Or the other old joke about how Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Christ, Protestants don't recognize the Pope in Rome and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

These morans all do this stuff, they are just hypocrites about it.

[Saviolo]

73. Dammit...

I can't stop giggling at these!

[Fumesucker]

48. Cuccinelli might be a linguist

But it's obvious he's not a cunning one.

[Quantess]

50. That nitwit deserves all the ridicule he gets... and then some more.

I hope he loses his next election.

[ehrnst]

51. Seeing the yard signs now: Lick Cuccinelli in November, Virginia! (nt)

[Segami]

52. Thats a pretty ' ballsy' thing to say.

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

56. Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............!!!

I am a Virginian and I am heading out back to the work shop to build me a yard sign that says this! I live on a street with all Repubican Baptists. This ought to blow their minds, nothing more however.

[ehrnst]

58. How about offering to make them this sign:

Cuccinelli: On top in November!

Or

Don't Blow It! Vote for Cuccinelli this November

Or

Cuccinelli not Coochie!

[Javaman]

55. Cuccinelli: the new trainwreck that keeps on giving. nt

[L0oniX]

57. So you're saying that Ken Cuccinelli "blew it"?

[AlbertCat]

64. Seriously.... are there any adults in the GOP?

And I'm not talking about their age.

[AlbertCat]

65. Obviously...he wants people having these "icky" relationships...

.... to pay for it!

Oh... wait....

[mysuzuki2]

66. I think he's still pissed off because some guy promised not to come in his mouth

and then did.

[jonthebru]

67. He is a fantastic, evangelical teapotty republithug

who wants our country to be a Fascist Theocracy.
The perfect frickin' GOP candydate!

[Warren DeMontague]

69. The guy thinks it's okay to make consensual adult oral sex a felony.

Yes, it's funny, but it's also scary, because these crazy Jesus-drunk inquisitors are out there, and they'd like nothing more than to institute "Biblical Law" and start putting people to death for non-procreative sex.

[Coyotl]

70. Cuccinelli cuccinellied himself

The Urban Dictionary (awaiting review of submission):

Word: Cuccinelli

Noun: 1. Fear of oral sex. 2. Fear that somewhere someone is deriving pleasure from 'unnatural' sex acts. 3. Any law prohibiting a person from carnally knowing in any manner any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth.

Verb: 1. To fear deriving pleasure from 'unnatural' sex acts. 2. To advocate for legal restrictions regarding consensual sexual activity.

Background: Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli II (R) has started a campaign to restore the legal ban on oral sex.

Usages
Noun: The Cuccinelli statute reads, “If any person carnally knows in any manner any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a felony.”

Verb: The moral police officer testified, "I saw both defendants cuccinelling like a pair of wild bonobos."

Noun and verb: If the cuccinelli statute passes, only criminals will cuccinelli.

by Bonobo Bushman on Jul 18, 2013

tags: carnal knowledge, oral sex, cunnilingus, consensual sex, sexual pleasure, sex

[Fantastic Anarchist]

72. Get a taste of that, Cooch!

See what I did there?

[maddiemom]

74. Cuccinell/Santorum 2016?

[Warren DeMontague]

77. Yes, I think if he marinates for a couple more years

he will be thoroughtly infused with the flavor of Santorum Presidential Tickety goodness.

[cliffordu]

75. I feel very sorry for his wife.

Jesus. Can you imagine?

[B Stieg]

76. Keep on verbally ejaculating, Cooch!

Your intercourse with the voters in November will then be very likely to turn your balls blue!

Happy election season!!!