Suck it, Ken Cuccinelli

[derby378]

Mystified? Read this, especially if you live in Virginia...

On Monday, hosts of ABC’s The View blasted Republican Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli over his campaign to reinstate a “Crimes Against Nature” law that would outlaw oral and anal sex even between consenting straight couples.

“What ever happened to the slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers’?” co-host Barbara Walters wondered.

“Only man-on-top lovers, that’s it,” co-host Joy Behar pointed out.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/22/even-barbara-walters-is-mystified-by-the-gop-candidate-who-wants-to-outlaw-oral-sex-in-virginia/

[mysuzuki2]

1. Ken Cuccinelli doesn't WANT to suck it.

And he doesn't want you to either.

[Yavin4]

2. Maybe he should

Maybe that's what he needs.

[mysuzuki2]

3. No doubt.

[derby378]

4. Remember how Jimmy Swaggart was all anti-oral sex once upon a time?

When that hooker came forth with her story, what did she say she did with Swaggart? Performed fellatio on him. No joke.

Okay, so she also said that Swaggart wore a condom the entire time. I'm sure his wife was really comforted by that tidbit.

[Skittles]

5. SCHEDULING DERBY378 FOR ASS KICKING

*EGREGIOUS VISUAL*

[derby378]

6. Kick Swaggart's ass instead - he's the one who lied about oral sex to begin with

And I'll bet there are sooooooooo many other lying liars from Swaggart's lying corner of Liarville who did the same thing.

[Skittles]

8. aw that sanctinomious piece of shit is not EVEN worth my time

I HAVE MY STANDARDS YOU KNOW

[Initech]

7. $10 says Cuccinelli is having affairs with multiple prostitutes.

[Skittles]

9. aw you KNOW IT

who ARE these people who have enough time to worry about the sex lives of other people???

[Initech]

12. And the other question I have is...

Why the hell is it only fundamentalist Christians that are *ALWAYS* the first ones to compare gay sex to beastiality and other weird sexual fetishes? Really, what do these people do in their free time?

[libodem]

10. He really puts the

Cooch in Cuccinelli.

[polichick]

11. He's so afraid of his desire to "suck it"...

that he has to make it illegal.

[Chan790]

13. It's really bad when Barbara Walters makes fun of you.

She goes so far out of her way to be inoffensive that it's embarrassing. If BW is picking on you, you're a joke and your electability is nil.