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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThere's a sordid, vile, disgusting story behind the new baby in England!
S*X!
Oh, dear, I hope I didn't blow out your delicate brain-holes by actually describing the actual, disgusting, sinful ACT that resulted in that royal baby!
Still, we must admit that, in this fallen world, S*X happens! Of course it never happened In The Garden of Eden, Baby, by I. Ron Butterfly.
Enough! We must stop this SIN from happening, else our loving God who created it will burn us all with a magnifying glass just to show his infinite Christian Love.
Oooh, the pain! We are all Doctor Smith now!
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)I grew up xtian, and my intent is not to "cast asparagus" on all, but the current crop of christianists is against sex, just as the classics were.
It's not about religion, but religion converted to politics.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)vote.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Lizzie Poppet
(10,164 posts)Er...let me rephrase that.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife
NASHUA, NHPastor Bob Snowdon, of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church in Nashua, is a man of deep religious and moral convictions. He derives great satisfaction from his various parish dutiesreciting the liturgy, giving holy communion, and performing the sacrament of baptism. But nothing delights him quite like his favorite activity of all: fucking Emily Snowdon, his holy-wedded wife of 19 years.
"The Holy Bible sanctifies the bond between a man and a woman in matrimony as a sacred union," Snowdon said. "And there is nothing so smiled upon by our Lord than the love and caring that is shared when a man fucks his lawfully wedded bride. Just thinking about it makes me want to zip home for a few minutes and fuck Emily right now."
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)intaglio
(8,170 posts)Please check the picture http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-eats-first-meal,33191/?ref=auto
Enrique
(27,461 posts)Igel
(35,274 posts)It's a free country.
Some fantasize about being a voyeur with a model or porn star. Why not have those who fantasize about royalty?
I mean, there are lots of soft porn romances involving royalty, real and imaginary, so it's not like it's new.
I'd assume there are hard porn stories available involving royalty, real and imaginary. Mostly dead. Although in the stories I'd assume they'd mostly still be living. Mostly.
Exhibitionism, though, unless it's for money? Rather a waste.