CARLOS DANGER Was Anthony Weiner's Screen Name, But Here's A LIST Of What He Rejected

[Segami]

Anthony Weiner's mayoral campaign may possibly be toast after allegations came out Tuesday that he continued his sexting shenanigans after he resigned from Congress in disgrace.

Sex scandals are always easy to ridicule, but this one has a special area of mockery: His alleged online handle was Carlos Danger. Let that sink in. Carlos. Danger. We've seen AIM handles from 1998 less ridiculous.

Hey, it could have been worse. HuffPost Comedy got our hands on* the handles Weiner rejected before landing on that one. Here they are.


Antonio Mystery

Miguel de los Adventure-o

Juan Peril

Three-Alarm Lopez

Mr. Stormy Time

Definitely Not Anthony Weiner

Horny Rodriguez

Hector Terrifying

Ricardo Eerily Quiet

Horatio Sanserif

Benedict Cumberbatch

Inigo Montoya

Super Grover

Hefty Smurf

Fancy Feast

Jorge Gravitas

Gloria Estefan

George Zimmerman

Hispanic Tony

Santa Ana

Hazardous Gutierrez

NYCMayor69

Ron Mexico

Harvey Danger

Merv the Perv

Seymour Butts





http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/23/carlos-danger-anthony-weiner-rejected-screen-names_n_3641012.html?ir=New+York&ref=topbar


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Also, here are some additional creative Weiner screen names courtesy of DU members:


Pancho Feelya

Seymour Hiney

Richie Cunningham & Oprah

Señor Stinkfist

Dirty Sanchez

Ron Mexico

Ricardo Cabeza

Sam Juan Capistrano

[Scurrilous]

1. Pancho Feelya.

[BeyondGeography]

2. Seymour Hiney, author of Shorter Miniskirts

Hello juvenile jokes from the late 1960s. It's been so long.

Thank you, Mr. Danger.

[geek tragedy]

3. Richie Cunningham, and his wife Oprah. nt

[flamingdem]

4. I liked last months joke about the Weinerspitzer dog

you can't keep it from humping your leg!

[Seeking Serenity]

5. Get your own Anthony Weiner sexting name here

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

[NightWatcher]

6. What, no Seņor Stinkfist or Dirty Sanchez?

[Union Scribe]

7. Ron Mexico, first thing I thought of

when I heard Carlos Danger. What a grim comedy celebrity is.

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8. Gloria Estefan??...LOL!

[MrScorpio]

9. Ricardo Cabeza

Sam Juan Capistrano