" WBNS-10TV: Columbus police searching for four masked men"

[greiner3]

WBNS-10TV: Columbus police searching for four masked men

Now at first glance this article from the Columbus Dispatch seems ok.

But I got to thinking that it is a somewhat difficult task, even for Columbus' finest to search a metro area of one million people, none of whom, unless it's Halloween, for 4 MASKED MEN.

Just saying.

[arcane1]

1. One would assume they are no longer wearing masks.

But you never know, criminals can be quite stupid sometimes