Victoria Jackson goes completely off the deep end...

[Archae]

First off, who would be stupid enough to put her on a show?
Oh, Bill O'Reilly. Figures.

Second, what word comes to mind when you see this picture of Jackson?
Only one for me: "Ditz."
And Victoria Jackson EARNS the title.



Jackson told O’Reilly she wasn’t political when she worked on SNL, but her Christian faith got some mean comments “’cause they kind of hated God.” She said she was educated by a conservative group a few years ago about how “socialist” Hillary Clinton was being challenged by “communist” Barack Obama in the presidential election. She said the communists would never take over the U.S. by force thanks to the Second Amendment, but they’re already corrupting the country through a “sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll morality.”

“I’m gonna die soon, because the first thing they do is they kill the Christians or persecute them or jail them.”

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/victoria-jackson-goes-off-the-rails-on-oreilly-first-thing-communists-do-is-they-kill-the-christians/

[shenmue]

1. She only wishes

she had a fraction of the class of those who have actually suffered and died for their faith.

[nomorenomore08]

61. Really. She should move to a Muslim theocracy and see what *actual* religious oppression is like.

nt

[niyad]

2. victoria, dahhhhhling, two questions: what are you on? do you share?

[Gregorian]

6. I'd pay big money!

[burnodo]

17. I don't think she's on anything

That's the disturbing part

[Cleita]

18. Maybe she needs to be on something

To mellow out the crazy.

[hootinholler]

25. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! n/t

[NickB79]

72. Looks like she's been hitting the cake pretty hard

And no, I don't think she'll share a slice with you.

[Matariki]

3. I got something really shallow to say:

she needs to fire her hairdresser as soon as humanly possible.

[Demoiselle]

31. Yes! There are times when shallow is perfectly appropriate.

And your comment isn't nearly as nasty as the ones that have occurred to me.

[Squinch]

37. NOT shallow. Not shallow at all. Deeply honest and insightful. What IS that thing on her head?

Is it a sleeping mouse? A dust bunny? Oatmeal? what???

The hair is important. For example, the polygamy in those FLDS sects is pretty bad, but the reason I could never join them is that hairstyle. Who could survive it?

[Ilsa]

48. It's pentrated and taken over her rational thought processes. nt

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

63. She's turned into Baby Jane Hudson in her old age

[Tx4obama]

4. She has been saying real nutty things for quite a while now. I watched that video yesterday...

... and believe it or not it's actually not her nuttiest one.

[Archae]

39. Just how kooky can she get?

"Dey gonna kilt me cuz I'm a kriss-chun!"

Unless has she been crazier?

[Tx4obama]

50. Several pages of her nuttiness on YouTube

Several pages of videos of her craziness on YouTube, here: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=victoria+jackson&oq=victoria+jackson&gs_l=youtube.3..35i39l2j0l8.15843.21061.0.21733.18.17.1.0.0.0.365.3062.3j7j6j1.17.0.estaryt..0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.1SKc75EQs78

and

Patriot Update, page: http://www.youtube.com/user/VictoriaJacksonShow

and

The Victoria Jackson Show, page: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF3F08A9015E5ABD4

Anyway, she's been saying lots of very crazy things for quite a long time

[Gregorian]

5. There's a tiny voice in the back of my mind that's saying she's still putting on an act.

All I know is she's quite entertaining. At a distance.

[customerserviceguy]

77. Used to be

Still trying to get a few more seconds out of that fifteen minutes...

[EvolveOrConvolve]

7. Ah geez, not this shit again

Victoria Jackson is dumber than a bag of hammers.

[lpbk2713]

8. She created a new standard for stoopid all by herself.

OMFG ... It must really hurt to be that stupid.

[Gothmog]

9. Jackson has not been sane for some time

Going off the deep end is not really applicable to this lady because she lives in the deep end of the pool. She is not sane.

[adirondacker]

10. I don't think she was "acting" on SNL. Yikes! nt

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

64. She always creepy

She spouted religulous nutbaggery even back then, but then she'd go on weekend update and do cartwheels on the desk in her panties while talking in a little girl voice.
Her act was always bizarre.

[MrSlayer]

11. I wonder if what she's doing is some odd kind of performance art.

Because no one can really be that stupid without being mentally retarded or something. It's not easy to get on SNL, it really isn't. You have to be able to write and perform to even have a hope of making the cast so she's not a moron. It takes above average creative intelligence at the very least to write stand up, even bad stand up. I keep thinking this has to be some kind of bizarre social experiment or the like. Either that or she's brain damaged.

[reformist2]

14. OMG, she even LOOKS like a parody of herself now!

[MelungeonWoman]

54. Really? I think she looks like a parody of Lulu Romans.

[historylovr]

59. Please don't insult Lulu. nt

[midnight]

22. Interesting idea about her, but what about O'Reilly? Performance art too?

[MrSlayer]

24. No, that's just shilling for the house.

All of those right wing bloviators are pretty much playing it up. They aren't good enough to be real actors but they are good enough to fool the gullible.

Do you know Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" song?

Nearly the same thing.

[hootinholler]

26. Hmmm a Female Andy Kaufman?

I don't think so, but it could be a good defense.

[arely staircase]

36. I don't think it is. I read a really good article somewhere a while back

it was a pretty in depth look at her and her batshittery, lots of interviews with people who knew her, including old SNL folks. apparently this is really her.

[Johonny]

41. I think she saw what Millers doing and decided why not.

I'm pretty sure it is an act. She clearly doesn't care about what she is saying or doing and is in it for the attention. But it is impossible to know where the act ends and the true Victoria Jackson begins. I imagine that she doesn't mind one way or another on that account.

[lunamagica]

78. I've wondered that too

I remember long, long time ago watching an interview with her and she spoke with a normal voice, not that nasal-little-girl voice she seems to use all the time now.

And her looks...those gigantic bows and stuff on her hair...it's just too much,,too much, like a parody of herself.

She wouldn't get a lot of attention if she was on the left, but there are so few tea party celebrities that they will get anyone they can.

I would love for this to be an act. I liked her on SNL. Toonces, and her little songs. Hard to think she really is this pathetic, sorry excuse of a woman

[muriel_volestrangler]

81. She does look as if she wants to look like a particular artist, who is sort of a performance artist

Grayson Perry:

Grayson Perry CBE (born 24 March 1960) is an English artist, known mainly for his ceramic vases and cross-dressing. Perry's vases have classical forms and are decorated in bright colours, depicting subjects at odds with their attractive appearance. There is a strong autobiographical element in his work, in which images of Perry as "Claire", his female alter-ego, often appear. He was awarded the Turner Prize in 2003.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grayson_Perry

[Dr Hobbitstein]

12. "Goes"? More like "went"... A LONG time ago... NT

[Drunken Irishman]

13. "I'm going to die soon..."

From your lips...

[Scurrilous]

45. Dead or in jail.

Her and Ted Nugent.

[reflection]

15. What do you expect from someone with extra fingers?

Poor thing.

[Iris]

53. hahaha!

[DirkGently]

16. She's been paddling around down there for some time. n/t

[malaise]

19. I thought she went over ages ago

She's a raving lunatic

[ornotna]

20. Comedy gold

She's funnier now than when she was on SNL.

[nyquil_man]

21. Isn't it funny when someone who wasn't paying attention

tries to educate us about history?

I FELT SAFE BECAUSE RAYGUN WAS DESTROYING THE COMMUNISTS!!!

[Fantastic Anarchist]

23. Holy Schnickeys! That's the second time I've said that today.

Um, will someone tell Ms. Jackson that George Orwell was a socialist???

She should be shot for her stupidity. I'm sorry, but I'm fed up with this bullshit. Okay, maybe she shouldn't be shot, but she should be severely flogged.

Or, forced to debate Rosanne Barr as O'Reilly said.

[Liberal Veteran]

27. Is she still wasting good oxygen? -nt

[Atman]

28. Scary shit. I used to think she was funny!

Was she married to Dennis Miller?

[Cha]

29. She was already down there in the abyss.. oh wait,

she could fall futher into hell.

gawd she's stupid. and doesn't o'reilly look sharp having her on his show for dumbed down Obama hate

[roamer65]

30. That's right, Victoria dear.

You are the first one on our list.

[Hugabear]

32. I've heard similar drivel from other fundamentalists

They are convinced that the government is going to start rounding up Christians and forcing them into prison camps.

[SummerSnow]

33. She wants someone to take her seriously with that big ass ribbon in her hair.lol

[hobbit709]

34. The bleach ate her brain-what litle she had.

[TransitJohn]

35. Again? eom

n/t

[smirkymonkey]

80. Beat me to it.

Isn't this, like, the 183rd time or something?

[AsahinaKimi]

38. O'Reilly wants to set up a debate between her and Roseanne Barr....

Roseanne would wiped the floor with her!

[Archae]

40. How about they both sing the National Anthem?

I think that would qualify as Klingon opera!

[AsahinaKimi]

42. I wonder if Victoria knows the words?

[liberal_at_heart]

57. I love Roseanne Barr. I listened to some of her opinions during the last election cycle. She

if very intelligent and articulate, not to mention she is not afraid of the word socialism.

[Daemonaquila]

43. Derp!

Oh, some people's persecution fantasies... It must bother her that she's so irrelevant that nobody would even think of targeting her.

[Initech]

44. I thought Michelle Bachmann had the monopoly on batshit, guess I was wrong!

[Wounded Bear]

46. Gotta give O'Lielly some credit there....

He did that with a straight face. No way I could sit across from that without

[CreekDog]

47. but she played intelligent characters on Saturday Night Live.

relatively intelligent.

[LibertyLover]

74. 2 words -

good writers.

[dgauss]

49. Someone upthread mentioned Andy Kaufman.

That's who always comes to mind when I see a video of her talking.

And then I always think, no, this is something different.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

65. Even Kaufman couldn't recite that lunacy with a straight face

She's beyond parody

[TlalocW]

51. Yes, there is a group of powerful communists in the United States

Who meet secretly to discuss how their plans to destroy the country are going.
And one of their top priorities is the death of Weird Al's co-star in, "UHF."
Once she's gone, nothing can stop them.

TlalocW

[Iris]

52. She should be jailed ....... for stealing Shirley Temple's hair!

[Marr]

55. Some people really go batshit as they age. It's very strange.

[KinMd]

56. Apparently, worrying about how "she's gonna to die soon" hasn't affected her appetite

[Half-Century Man]

58. When did she drown in icy water and get revived after 25 minutes?

I don't remember reading about that.

[vinny9698]

60. Now if we can convince her to run for president, that would be the cake.

She has to get calling like Rick Perry to run for president. She can join Ted Nugent because both are on the hit list.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

62. and BillO happily claims her as a conservative...repeatedly

and doesn't take issue with any of her lunacy

[Blue Owl]

66. Icktoria Jackson

n/t

[Erose999]

67. Dennis Miller and Victoria Jackson... the two least funny people on SNL.

[deutsey]

70. I never understood how in the world she was ever part of SNL

There was absolutely nothing even remotely humorous about anything she did on that show (aside from being upstaged by a cat puppet in a Toonces skit).

Miller at least had some snarkiness that made me laugh occasionally.

[KamaAina]

82. Well, she did name her boobs

I forget what she named them, though.

[deutsey]

83. Ah.

yes.

[Orsino]

68. Jackson is not the story.

Corporations who find her lies useful are.

[Erose999]

69. All thats missing from that video is a loofah and some falafel.

[Jakes Progress]

71. She would be out-andying Andy Kaufman

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if she had just been playing the dumb republican for the last decade. That would make her brilliant. She is a walking parody of republican behavior.

Unfortunately, this ain't an act. Dumb as a post. Stupid beyond comprehension.

[NickB79]

73. Oh yeah, that train went off the rails and then some

Off the rails, into a bus of nuns and schoolchildren, which then burst into flames while rolling through a field of bunnies.

[vinny9698]

75. If we can convince her to run for president, that would be awesome

Her and Ted Nugent on the debate stage with Christie, Newt, Perry, and the rest of the clown show. I would pay to see that. On cable, it would sell out.

[graywarrior]

76. They make a cute couple, don't they?

[louis-t]

79. Oy! At least now she's edumicated.

By a conservative group. Reading this gibberish makes my pancreas hurt.

[spanone]

84. she should be institutionalized.