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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI want the Top 10 back. So I decided to take it upon myself to do it.
I will try every week, but remember, I live 8000 miles away. Anyone that wants to nominate people for the list, PM me.
Welcome Back Edition
JOHN BOEHNER
Starting off the new attempt at the Top 10 is the most ineffective, pathetic excuse for a Speaker of the House in the history of FOREVER. . .John Orange Vodka Boehner. On a recent showing of Meet the Press, the Ohio tearduct was asked why this Congress, as of 7-7-13, passed just 15 bills that have been signed into law. Met with this fact, John-Boy responded in the oddest way possible:
Okay, let's examine this for thirty seconds. Congress isn't now not supposed to propose and pass laws, but repeal the laws we already have. Anyone with half a brain knows that this is a threat against the ACA that the gives the GOP strokes and heart attacks. But, okay, Orange Boy, let's look how many laws you repeal: ZERO!!! Like you! A complete zero! WORST. SPEAKER. EVER!
BUCKEYE FIREARMS FOUNDATION AND GEORGE ZIMMERMAN
Florida. Amazing, beautiful Florida. Come for the Stand Your Ground laws, enjoy blowing away unarmed black kids and stay for your exoneration. George Zimmerman has been acquitted, but he will not get the weapon used to kill an unarmed kid just yet. I know. Damn justice system. Don't worry: Here comes the Buckeye Firearms Foundation to the rescue:
$12,510 to pay for guns, bullets and protection equipment for poor, oppressed Georgie. So, no concern for the fact that he KILLED someone. . .let's give him a new gun and let him back on his HOA neighborhood watch. What makes this even more sick that there is yet (another) SYG shooting, this time in Louisiana. Welcome to the new United States. The new motto: This land is my land, it is not your land. If you don't get off it, I'll blow your head off. Oops, I feel threatened. BLAM!
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG
Mayor-for-Life, Michael Bloomberg of New York, has done a lot of stupid shit in his 10,000 years of being New York City's mayor. From destroying public schools to attempting to ban soda, Bloomy has a nice conservative idiot track record. Now, he continues is unconstitutional (as if that matters in today's America) stop-and-frisk policy by vetoing two bills that would limit and restrict this horrid policy. Naturally, he claims it will counter-productive in crime prevention. Never mind that the statistics show that it is ineffective and used primarily against poor and minority residents, it is needed. When Bloomy cares about the crimes happening on a certain street in Lower Manhattan, maybe then stop-and-frisk will be taken seriously. Until then, it's just an excuse to enforce the long held Americans law against living while minority.
LOUIE GOHMERT
Texas is our next stop on the insanity road trip, where nuttier than super chunky peanut butter Congressman Louie Gohmert proceeds to open his mouth and puts his foot in it. When Reps. Cohen of TN and Conyers of MI try to inject bills that will slow down traditionally racist states from bringing their slow-witted cousin Jim Crow back, Gohmert decided to talk about the idea in the most head scratching way:
Civil rights are now lizards? Lizards vote? Chickens too? What is he talking about? Seriously, I would like to see the world from his prospective, but I can't get my head up that far up my ass.
CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS
Okay, we are in complete fiscal meltdown. The stock market keeps going up, but stagflation has hit, unemployment is still very high, wages are depressed, but the upper 1% still get their (and my) pieces of pie and cake and laugh all the way to the bank.
We can thank Congressional Republicans for this mess by their supporting of Bush's Great Economic Toilet Flush, his practice of nation destroying in three countries (Iraq, Afghanistan and here) and their low of Koch Brothers money. Now it's 2013 and we are mired in a nasty Sequestration that is crippling everything. How much? According to Huffington Post:
Speaker Boehner, since we need to judge you on the laws you repeal, can we also judge you on how many jobs you and your party blocks from being created? You've repealed zero laws, but cost us 1.6 potential new jobs. WORST. SPEAKER. EVER!
NORTH CAROLINA REPUBLICANS
Some of the most restrictive laws have come out of the South. Anti-sodomy laws (targeting homosexuals), anti-miscegenation laws and supporting the Mann Act (targeting blacks) and Jim Crow voting restrictions (targeting anyone not wealthy, white or male). Welcome to 2013 after the SCOTUS gutted the 1964 Voting Rights Act. . .
According to Brad Blog:
There are a long list of disgusting ideas that Pat McCrory will sign into law. Welcome to the new America. Voting was a right. . .but that civil privilege is now being curtailed. When I hear about the lack of elections here in China (where this ex-pat lives) and how most Americans look at them as oppressed by power, I laugh now. Wisconsin, Michigan, Florida, Texas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Indiana. . .now North Caroling is sliding down the reactionary craphole. At least the right people will vote from now on. And by right, I mean white Republicans.
PAULA DEEN
Aunt Jemima. She apparently not only had unfair pay scales based on race, used racist comments against minority employees, but also forced black employees to dress up as a racially insensitive stereotypes. I still don't know who this person is. . .but she sounds like the typical conservative asshat we all know that speaks like Archie Bunker, then claims she's not racist because her driver is black. And because Paula Deen is on the shitheap of history, time to move on to. . .
MARCO RUBIO
How do you stop the ACA, since the GOP has tried almost 80,000 times to overturn it (still waiting for all those laws to be repealed there, John Boy)? Marco Rubio thinks we should shut down the government, destroy the country and plunge the world into a depression in order to stop Americans from having access to cheaper medical care. Before you say, WTF, is this guy hi in crack? From the Miami CBS affiliate:
Luckily, a Republican Senator put him in his place. . .what? What the. . .? A Republican did that? Yes, Richard Burr of NC said:
Expect your boss Rush Limbaugh and your bank funder Koch Brothers to be on your phone on Monday.
2015 is going to be fun because the Republican primary is going to be bloody, destructive and filled with so much shit it will be like watching a train wreck of raw sewage on your TV. Won't it be fun to watch them all implode trying to convince the American public they are the most conservative?
JOHN PIKE
Who is John Pike? He's a police officer who loves pepper spray. He loves pepper spray so much he used it against sitting Occupy protestors at UC Davis while they posed no threat. Someone took a photo of this clown in a badge doing this and it led to lawsuits, a $1 million settlement and the resignation of the UCDPD Chief.
What does that have to do with John Pike now? Well, according to TPM:
So, his actions cause all of this and now he wants to the CA taxpayers to pay for his psychological discomfort because his feelings are hurt? Sounds right. After you get your money, Mr. Pike, you need to to a restaurant. Order yourself a waahburger, French Cries and a Whine-iken. Don't eat too fast, or you will choke and someone will need to dial Whine-1-1 and call the waahbulance.
MARSHA BLACKBURN
Michelle Bachmann is retiring (albeit under ethics and criminal probes), so we need to find a new World's most batshit crazy Congressman. Steve King, Louie Gohmert, Darrell Issa are all good. Let's look at Marsha Blackburn (R-Naturally) of Tennessee's 7th.
Apparently, certain things that use or consume energy will be part of a new energy plan. Well, Marsha hates that idea. So, she is committed to fighting Obama's war on. . .wait for it. . ceiling fans!
WTF? Be prepared for the newest GOP war on Obama's idea that people should get a good night's sleep. In some Republican district, a business that requires people to wakep early will be inconvenienced and it will turn into a partisan battle. Is it election day yet?
I will be on my honeymoon next week in Bangkok and Phuket. I will try to do this again next week, but understand if I can't.
madaboutharry
(40,190 posts)KG
(28,751 posts)Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)Divernan
(15,480 posts)You gotta be a reincarnated member, or a VERY long time lurker to recall the Top Ten Conservative Idiots. Whichever, nice job & have a wonderful, wonderful honeymoon!
Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)SnowCritter
(810 posts)I look forward to the next installment.
CurtEastPoint
(18,622 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)skydive forever
(443 posts)Brought back a lot of memories. Well done. Thanks.
glowing
(12,233 posts)But I do miss it, and if you are doing this, it will be a wonderful addition to DU again. It was 1 of the things that made me pop on here in the first place all those long years ago.
Firebrand Gary
(5,044 posts)joshcryer
(62,269 posts)<3
Squinch
(50,922 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)BumRushDaShow
(128,527 posts)And the next set MUST include Steve King!
voteearlyvoteoften
(1,716 posts)Good job and
Congratulations on your marriage
surrealAmerican
(11,358 posts)nicely done
The Wizard
(12,536 posts)in their own words like "Don't cast aspersions on my asparagus." would be a hoot. Louie Gohmert is a treasure trove of imbecilic commentary. Steve Ku Klux King is a laugh a minute, and just for laughs Eric Cantor is anal leakage.
Deep13
(39,154 posts)Mopar151
(9,975 posts)I'd like to see a Bob Boudelang comeback, but he's probably going to run for Congress under another name.......
Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)Mopar151
(9,975 posts)reformist2
(9,841 posts)OK, I see right-clicking the mini-icons helps.
DinahMoeHum
(21,776 posts). . .and good luck. After all this waiting, we can wait a little bit more.
Enjoy your honeymoon!
ananda
(28,837 posts)That was great!
Doc Holliday
(719 posts)Sometimes you don't realize how much you miss something. TTCI used to be one of my main reasons to come to DU.
My only criticism (if you can even call it that-- it's probably just nitpicking) would be to spend a bit more time proofreading before the finished product goes up.
Thanks again....good job. Someone needed to.
Doc Holliday
(719 posts)...."honeymooning in Bangkok and Phuket...."
(insert Beavis & Butthead chuckle)
Divernan
(15,480 posts)WCGreen
(45,558 posts)Cracked me up...
greiner3
(5,214 posts)Not to hijack your post but I've always had a laugh at other countries words/places that translate into English as, well..
'Bangkok and Phuket'
I'm not sure of the original pronunciation of the latter but the former is a Puritan's delight.
Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)and yes, i mispronounced it for years.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)That was neat!
TBF
(32,017 posts)And happy wedding
Laelth
(32,017 posts)Your sig line is the icing on the cake. Thanks.
-Laelth
freshwest
(53,661 posts)spooky3
(34,407 posts)Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)K & R
jazzimov
(1,456 posts)I remember laughing with a stranger about the DU Top 10 Idiots. You did a great job, especially with the icons! Love your sense of humor!
If I remember correctly, the reason for stopping the Top 10 was that they had trouble narrowing the list down to only 10....
Happy Honeymoon!
blondie58
(2,570 posts)I have missed the top 10 forever.
You are a natural fit.
Thank you, thank you!
sakabatou
(42,141 posts)I forget which each one means. Been to long, but a great job bringing it back.
SunSeeker
(51,523 posts)rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)but you certainly have your finger on the pulse of this nation.
Congratulations on the post and thanks for your keen observations.
Make7
(8,543 posts)... to make it look more like this:
[div style="display:block; padding:20px; width:100%; border:6px solid #ADD8E6; border-radius:0.4em;"]
[font style="font-size:1.539em;"]JOHN BOEHNER[/font] [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Crybaby"][div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Spin"][div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Hypocrisy"][div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Lame"][div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Obstructionist"]
Starting off the new attempt at the Top 10 is the most ineffective, pathetic excuse for a Speaker of the House in the history of FOREVER. . .John Orange Vodka Boehner. On a recent showing of Meet the Press, the Ohio tearduct was asked why this Congress, as of 7-7-13, passed just 15 bills that have been signed into law. Met with this fact, John-Boy responded in the oddest way possible:
[div class="excerpt" style="background-color:#F4E0E0; border:1px solid #E8C0C0; box-shadow:-1px -1px 3px #C66666 inset; border-radius:0.6em; margin:0.5385em 0em 0em 0.5385em;"]BOEHNER: Well, Bob, we should not be judged on how many new laws we create. We ought to be judged on how many laws we repeal. Weve got more laws than the administration could ever enforce.
Okay, let's examine this for thirty seconds. Congress isn't now not supposed to propose and pass laws, but repeal the laws we already have. Anyone with half a brain knows that this is a threat against the ACA that the gives the GOP strokes and heart attacks. But, okay, Orange Boy, let's look how many laws you repeal: ZERO!!! Like you! A complete zero! WORST. SPEAKER. EVER!
Show the name first under the count banner, make it big and bold and place the key images immediately to the right. If you mouse over the key images, a popup text box tells you what it means. Make the excerpt color coordinated with the count banner graphic and add a border/shadow instead of being just plain grey.
Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)Make7
(8,543 posts)... for the name:
[div class="excerpt" style="margin-left:1em; border:1px solid #bfbfbf; border-radius:0.4615em; box-shadow:-1px -1px 3px #999999 inset;"][font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"][b]Name Here[/b][/font]
.. for the excerpt:
[div class="excerpt" style="margin-left:1em; border:1px solid #bfbfbf; border-radius:0.4615em; box-shadow:-1px -1px 3px #999999 inset;"][div class="excerpt" style="background-color:#F4E0E0; border:1px solid #E8C0C0; box-shadow:-1px -1px 3px #C66666 inset; border-radius:0.6em; margin:0.5385em 0em 0em 0.5385em;"]Text Here[/div]
... and the images:
[div class="excerpt" style="margin-left:1em; border:1px solid #bfbfbf; border-radius:0.4615em; box-shadow:-1px -1px 3px #999999 inset;"][div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Crybaby"]http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/icons/crybaby.gif[/div]
[div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Spin"]http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/icons/spin.gif[/div]
[div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Hypocrisy"]http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/icons/hypocrisy.gif[/div]
[div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Lame"]http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/icons/lame.gif[/div]
[div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Obstructionist"]http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/icons/obstructionist.gif[/div]
The hover text on the images is just icing on the cake - since it would take quite a bit of time to do all of them I probably wouldn't expend the effort for a whole Top 10 list. As you can see above, the stuff you would need to change is in bold - the name should display as all caps no matter what the case of the letters you paste in.
It looks like you are using a word-processor to do your writing, it shouldn't be too difficult to create some macros to insert the code and then just replace the name or quoted text. You could also use a browser add-on to insert text in the DU message text box - I use Paste Email Plus for FireFox.
I replied here instead of a PM because I can get the square brackets for the code to show up in a post but not in a PM - and I don't like doing this when it can't be copied directly and I need to tell people to do it just like that except with [ ] instead of <>.
sakabatou
(42,141 posts)Chipper Chat
(9,673 posts)I really miss it. Thanks for "bringing it back." so to speak. For No. #1 however, the North Carolina Pubby Guvmint is my choice. IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS!
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)and it reads like the Idiots of old. Nicely done.
dembotoz
(16,785 posts)thank you
I really missed this
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Hissyspit
(45,788 posts)connecticut yankee
(1,728 posts)You did a great job. I really miss the feature,which was my favorite, and you captured it perfectly.
I wish you many years of happiness.
calimary
(81,127 posts)EXCELLENT job! Thanks for the time and effort and wit you put into this list!
Thank you so much! Tremendously enjoyable reading!!!
Please, by all means do more - when you can. Have a spectacular honeymoon!!!!
SalmonChantedEvening
(31,950 posts)Glad to see the list back. It's what brought me here in the first place.
Wonderful job, Nanjing to Seoul! Thank you!
indepat
(20,899 posts)to the entire list.
marble falls
(57,014 posts)JohnnyRingo
(18,619 posts)Welcome back Top Ten Conservative Idiots.
Spazito
(50,182 posts)Thanks for the work you did in putting this together, it is wonderful! It was the Top 10 that first brought me to DU via buzzfeed over 10 years ago.
Initech
(100,043 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)And have a wonderful honeymoon, and thanks for the top ten!
niyad
(113,085 posts)it for a very long time. my late best friend betty and I would race on sunday night to see who got to it first, and would giggle and laugh and snicker through the entire list.
thanks for bringing this back, and enjoy your honeymoon.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)I tried to do this too, it's hard work! Good luck!
Hulk
(6,699 posts)You get an A+ for your first performance. You hit all the right "clowns" on the heads. Honestly, we wonder why this country is stuck in a shit hole? Maybe we don't.
It's going to be hard to beat this line-up for next week; but I'm sure the reich-wing will throw us some beauties. They always seem to come through.
Have a wonderful honeymoon. Never been to Bangkok, and probably never will be in the neighborhood. I hear it's great...at least in many aspects.
I'll definitely keep an eye out for candidates for your future posting. I love it!
OldRedneck
(1,397 posts)Boiling down the Republican idjits to only ten is HARD work . . . after all, there are hundreds to choose from, each equally deserving of the honor . . . you deserve a break!!
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malaise
(268,724 posts)Enjoy your honeymoon.
chazzio
(26 posts)Generic Brad
(14,272 posts)All their wingnuttery has been downplayed around here recently. Thank you for bring us back to our roots!