Yikes, the red telephone is ringing!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!

[skip fox]

Pat ("Just got off the phone with Big G&quot Robertson is saying: "Well, Terry, the writer of that e-mail had a right to be worried. Killing a digital human being in a video game is just as bad in God's eyes as killing a real life, thinking and breathing human. . . . In fact, He loves mankind so much that if you even dream about taking another person's life, He'll condemn you to everlasting torment in Hell. . . . And there won't be any virtual flames there either, let me tell you that."

[ceonupe]

1. Lendsy Grahm

Just called him to let him know some embarrassing stories about that wild night back in 88 are going to be leaked because hackers broke into his diary.

But really watching pat is funny its like live history it's like watching the dying of a species live.

And pay is not even trying to be funny.

I would love to see pat go on a reality tv show and spend 1 month in the shoes of a young adult living in a urban city in a house share

[skip fox]

4. CAPTIONing at DU has always been a creative activity, but we often try to channel

our subjects to show what they would like to say or, as here, point out the lunacy of their thinking.

[hankthecrank]

2. You might want to talk to the repairman

It seems they never got to your house to hook phone up

Since you sat on the phone line it's your ass talking again

[spanone]

3. hi, i'm pat robertson and i'm out of my fucking mind....

[shenmue]

5. True.

[skip fox]

6. "So I told Him, God, you don't need to apologize to me, just

get it right next time. We need an all-Christian victory at the polls in 2014. . . . No use crying over spilt milk. . . . But remember, God, I'll be watching!"

[treestar]

7. And this is why you young ladies need to wear more

So that your husbands can feel more secure. I'm just tellin' you like it is. I'm not a sexist. But a young lady is a special flower.