Alison L. Grimes: "If doctors told McConnell that he had a kidney stone, he'd refused to PASS it."

[millennialmax]

Bluegrass Politics @BGPolitics

"If doctors told McConnell that he had a kidney stone, he's refused to PASS IT," Grimes said. #fancyfarm

[Cha]

1. Well, there ya go!

[Skittles]

2. I would hope that kidney stone had antlers

yes INDEED

[12AngryBorneoWildmen]

3. Nice!

[lastlib]

10. or QUILLS!!

(I would be for inflicting maximum pain on that evil bass-turd.)

[sheshe2]

4. Goooooo Alison!

[Faygo Kid]

5. She also used the image of The Turtle as a Chippendale dancer

Tough to get that horrible image out of one's mind once created:

"The president and I disagree on a lot of things,” she said. “Sen. McConnell will use the same tactics that the GOP has used in other red states, and try to claim that I was a cheerleader for President Obama.

“Well, I am as much a cheerleader for President Obama as Sen. McConnell is a Chippendale dancer.”

This is gonna be fun.

[CTyankee]

11. Oh, man. She strips off the bark doesn't she?

[ProSense]

6. .

[Brother Buzz]

7. McConnell will commence mudslinging real soon

You just know it.

[Iliyah]

8. First the turtle must fend off

the other crazy goper and/or go the route of crazier than the other craziest goper so therefore the Dem can take points while watching with a ton of popcorn. I also hear that Ms. Lindsey have some competition as well.

Pass the popcorn please.

[Archae]

13. McConnell is already running ads on many web sites (including here!) slamming the teabagger.

[tnlurker]

9. I am from Fancy Farm originally

They have a large Picnic and political gathering on the first Saturday of August each year. It is a must stop (especially for Democrats) during election years,

[shraby]

12. Give the lady a duzy!

[theHandpuppet]

14. I'll second that!

[Botany]

15. Loves me some A.L.G.!

[malaise]

16. Too good

[Blue Owl]

17. Give the man-turtle a good shell-shocking

[freshwest]

18. Looks like he needs to pass one...

Oooh! Oww! I won't use ObamaCare!

[Eleanors38]

19. I wouldn't stand too close when he does.

[B Calm]

20. I hope the people of Kentucky vote this miserable piece of s... out of office!