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Thu Feb 23, 2012, 08:25 AM

Santorum's main problem? Aside from the fact that he's the extremist's extremist?

It is that he doesn't come across as Presidential.

He's a sniveling little tattletale. He's a holier-than-thou Sunday School teacher who you suspect is having an affair with the Church secretary. He's the guy in your 3rd grade class who raises his hand and says, "Mrs. Marshall? Joey acted up when you left the room and Susie passed a note to Lisa." No director would cast him as the US President in any movie, no matter how farcical.

(Of course his extreme views and abundance of ethic problems don't matter to the GOP, but my above theory will doom the guy)

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Reply Santorum's main problem? Aside from the fact that he's the extremist's extremist? (Original post)
FSogol Feb 2012 OP
peace frog Feb 2012 #1
starroute Feb 2012 #2
FSogol Feb 2012 #5
Ikonoklast Feb 2012 #6
FSogol Feb 2012 #7
Arugula Latte Feb 2012 #9
FSogol Feb 2012 #10
HopeHoops Feb 2012 #3
Ikonoklast Feb 2012 #4
Tippy Feb 2012 #8
Ganja Ninja Feb 2012 #11
BumRushDaShow Feb 2012 #12
The Genealogist Feb 2012 #13

Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 08:35 AM

1. Santorum is the toadying high school hall monitor everyone hated

"Hey, you better get back to class right now or I'll tell the vice principal on you!11!"

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 11:32 AM

2. And now he's whining that Romney and Ron Paul are ganging up on him

Totally third grader.

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Response to starroute (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 11:43 AM

5. "Mrs. Wagner! Willard and Ronald are picking on me."

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Response to FSogol (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 11:55 AM

6. This is why Mrs. Wagner has a pint bottle of gin in her purse.

She calls it her "Ricky Medicine".

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #6)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 12:08 PM

7. LOL, I was going to add that Mrs. Wagner was going to have gin for lunch.

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Response to FSogol (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 01:25 PM

9. "Also, Mrs. Wagner, you forgot to tell us what our homework is!"

 

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #9)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 01:56 PM

10. Aw, man, I hated that kid.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 11:41 AM

3. Mr. Frothy is his OWN problem - just by being himself.

 

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 11:43 AM

4. We would have called Ricky "Swirly" Santorum.

He would have been the recepient of a swirly every time he pulled his moral superiority act on everyone else.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 12:11 PM

8. Santorum is not very bright..

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 02:04 PM

11. If I had to guess what his problems stem from ...

I would say he was probably molested as a child. It seems the more he dwells on sexual matters the angrier he gets.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 02:05 PM

12. "Sniveling" is the perfect description

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2012, 02:08 PM

13. He's like the love child of an ayatollah and Nellie Olson

Its shameful when that kind of person is the best a supposedly major political party can come up with.

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