A black hole with a sink hole? . . . Please come CAPTION Numbnuts!!!

[skip fox]

George ("I dream of a maggot eating whatever's left of my brain&quot W. Bush is saying: "I'm not the one saying I should be on Rushmore. It's other people. . . . But Matt, you know what I realized last night? . . . George Washington, who by the way shares two of my initials, was the first veteran president and I was the last. . . . How 'bout that? . . . It's like another reason. . . . But again, it's not me who's saying . . ."

[pacalo]

1. "See this hole I'm pointin' at, Matt? That's where Laura puts my sippy cupful of Wild Turkey."

[LiberalEsto]

2. "Veteran"?

Fucking bullshit. He was in what, the Air National Guard? And spent much of his time AWOL anyway?

[skip fox]

3. "You bet, a vet! I should've been general, too.

It was just because of my daddy's name I wasn't promoted. . . . They didn't want to seem to be showing favoritism. . . . Think about it!"

[skip fox]

4. "Aging doesn't disturb me, 'cause, like Laura says, I've got a big head start on dementia!"

[derby378]

5. Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[Monk06]

6. Cocaine is a hell of a drug