Eating wings during pregnancy could affect son's penis size

[LearningCurve]

I'm thinking of suing my mother.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/08/30/peta-eating-chicken-wings-during-pregnancy-could-affect-sons-penis-size/

[BainsBane]

1. come on

PETA says? Really?

[Xipe Totec]

2. Where wings take dream

of a full, satisfying love life.

[Whiskeytide]

3. Your mom?! Nah - she doesn't...

... have anything. I'm thinking a class action against the chicken wing industry, sports bars and maybe John Madden. Everyone who is on the south side of average, raise your hands so we can identify you and create a public record!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

4. Exclude Madden--I'm suing him over my popcorn popper injuries...

[LearningCurve]

6. What about the city of Buffalo?

I like your ideas. Hopefully, I'll get enough money for that surgery I've had my eye on.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. My self-censored response:

Stereotypes

Penis size

Eating chicken




I think we need someone to double check these results.










P.S. I sincerely hope this doesn't come off as offensive. Ya never know if a joke is going to be taken as just a joke or not.

[Glassunion]

11. I'll take it as a compliment...

[cynatnite]

7. Wow. My son is gonna be pissed. n/t

[woo me with science]

8. You should see the stats for McNuggets. nt

[SidDithers]

9. My mind went straight to Austin Powers...

Sid

[gopiscrap]

10. WTF