The next presidential candidate that says the following:
"Jobs, jobs and more jobs coming back to the United States"
"Fuck the war, we're pulling everyone out of the world and let them be on their own. It's their fucking problem, not ours"
"All the Congressional Republicans will be under mental health hold and evaluated to determine if they are legally insane, and if so, I am ordering their resignation from their position, and placed in a locked mental health institution which the Department of Defense is paying for by my executive order"
"I have put together a viable plan for universal health care, and the insurance companies will not be a part of it and will be effective as soon as it's signed'
"Our apologies, American People, for letting the wealthy dicks screw you to the moon, and we have implemented a major tax penalties for the uberrich who has done shit but outsource jobs without justification and by that, I do not mean more money to line their pockets. In return, those who make under $120,000 will have a guaranteed minimum of $7,500 tax return - and that's just for starting out, more deductions means more money for you as long as they are legal. The 1%'ers will be paying for everything for the rest of their lives because the greed has to stop."
gets my vote.