Santorum's speech sucked

[RZM]

I'm not saying that just because it's him. It was genuinely bad. For one, he never mentioned hot man on man action. Second, he was boring. Third, he sounded like he was trying out for a narrator spot in a crappy video game. Fourth, Fox cut into the speech to say that Romney won.

I don't often use the term 'fail.' But that's pretty much what it was.

[BBG]

1. Crisp and Stiff

He practically swooned after he described the Brit army as crisp and stiff. A beautiful moment.

[BayouBengal07]

3. Yeah no man on man and/or dog

But he got all hot and bothered about the redcoats.

[Tx4obama]

2. He stole at least TWO of Pres Obama's lines ...

"I luv you back"

and

" ... from the bottom up ... "

those two are lines that President Obama said dozens and dozens of times during the 2008 campaign.

I guess the GOP don't have any good ideas for lines themselves so they have to steal them from Obama.

[BayouBengal07]

5. Santorum and "from the bottom up"?

Ewwww.

[RKP5637]

6. No, no, no - I want to forget that mental image!!!

Ewwww.

[Old and In the Way]

4. I liked his "Bottom Up" line.

That made me laugh. Sounds like he's taken a public speaking course...he has a certain cadence that givens him a story telling quality. Shitty story, though. Simple solutions for all of our problems - complicated disastrous results, he won't talk about, though.

[mindwalker_i]

7. Only if you treat it well

[Blue Owl]

8. Man, that asshole just blew

n/t

[JI7]

9. did Willard give a speech also ?