Florida Man Arrested for Assaulting Wife With Chicken Wings.

[TheDeputy]

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Source: The Smoking Gun (Turner-SI Digital)

When Darlene “wouldn’t leave him alone,” Patrick “got mad and threw a bowl of chicken wings at her,” an investigator noted. While the wings “struck her in the upper body,” Darlene told cops that she did not want to press charges and have her spouse jailed.

Despite that request, Patrick (seen at left) was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county lockup, where bond has yet to be set. He is scheduled for an October 10 court appearance.

Read more: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wife-battered-with-chicken-wings-576432


Bizarre choice of weapons. I hope their marriage gets better

[Lasher]

1. Chicken battery?

The horror.

Edit: Earlier thread in LBN here Sorry I had to lock it.

[Buns_of_Fire]

2. At least it wasn't a meatball sub. Or a Philly Cheese Steak.

That's a hangin' offense in these parts, pardner.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

3. I wonder how he'll *wing* getting out of this one.

May cost him an arm and a *leg.*

I'll show myself out.

[edbermac]

4. "That's a big chicken"

[gopiscrap]

5. I would say that's pretty fowl!

[gopiscrap]

6. Welcome to DU

[TheDeputy]

7. What a nice cluckin' welcome.

[gopiscrap]

8. I was just tryin to wing it!