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TheDeputy

(224 posts) Fri Sep 13, 2013, 12:15 PM Sep 2013

Florida Man Arrested for Assaulting Wife With Chicken Wings.

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Source: The Smoking Gun (Turner-SI Digital)

When Darlene “wouldn’t leave him alone,” Patrick “got mad and threw a bowl of chicken wings at her,” an investigator noted. While the wings “struck her in the upper body,” Darlene told cops that she did not want to press charges and have her spouse jailed.

Despite that request, Patrick (seen at left) was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county lockup, where bond has yet to be set. He is scheduled for an October 10 court appearance.

Read more: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wife-battered-with-chicken-wings-576432

Bizarre choice of weapons. I hope their marriage gets better

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Florida Man Arrested for Assaulting Wife With Chicken Wings. (Original Post) TheDeputy Sep 2013 OP

Chicken battery? Lasher Sep 2013 #1

At least it wasn't a meatball sub. Or a Philly Cheese Steak. Buns_of_Fire Sep 2013 #2

I wonder how he'll *wing* getting out of this one. Fantastic Anarchist Sep 2013 #3

"That's a big chicken" edbermac Sep 2013 #4

I would say that's pretty fowl! gopiscrap Sep 2013 #5

Welcome to DU gopiscrap Sep 2013 #6

What a nice cluckin' welcome. TheDeputy Sep 2013 #7

I was just tryin to wing it! gopiscrap Sep 2013 #8

Lasher

(29,666 posts)

1. Chicken battery?

Reply to TheDeputy (Original post)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 12:24 PM

Sep 2013

The horror.

Edit: Earlier thread in LBN here Sorry I had to lock it.

Buns_of_Fire

(19,222 posts)

2. At least it wasn't a meatball sub. Or a Philly Cheese Steak.

Reply to TheDeputy (Original post)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 12:35 PM

Sep 2013

That's a hangin' offense in these parts, pardner.

Fantastic Anarchist

(7,309 posts)

3. I wonder how he'll *wing* getting out of this one.

Reply to TheDeputy (Original post)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 12:38 PM

Sep 2013

May cost him an arm and a *leg.*

I'll show myself out.

edbermac

(16,488 posts)

4. "That's a big chicken"

Reply to TheDeputy (Original post)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 12:41 PM

Sep 2013

gopiscrap

(24,778 posts)

5. I would say that's pretty fowl!

Reply to TheDeputy (Original post)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 07:04 PM

Sep 2013

gopiscrap

(24,778 posts)

6. Welcome to DU

Reply to TheDeputy (Original post)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 07:04 PM

Sep 2013

TheDeputy

(224 posts)

7. What a nice cluckin' welcome.

Reply to gopiscrap (Reply #6)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 07:09 PM

Sep 2013

gopiscrap

(24,778 posts)

8. I was just tryin to wing it!

Reply to TheDeputy (Reply #7)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 07:10 PM

Sep 2013

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