Humorists: Let's have some fun----Let's play, "HOW IS OBAMA WRONG?"

[nikto]

This is a little rhetorical game that can be played even if you are one of those Progressives (like me)
who has a number of major criticisms of
Obama's administration for not being nearly Progressive enough in many areas.

Please, put those aside for a moment.

I want to satirize the GOP/rightwingers' automatic, robotic, always-predictable, knee-jerk
mindless, slamming of Obama no matter what he does, with no exceptions, ever.

Here's how you play it:

Come up with something good Obama would be described as doing, like:

A--"Obama Brings Peace to MidEast"
B--(GOP response)--"The Terrorists will just use Peace to secretly build-up their forces to attack America".

or

A--"Obama rescues child from deadly surf in Hawaii and re-starts her breathing with CPR"

B--"Obama was sexually abusing that child with mouth-to-mouth--Arrest him!"



A--"Obama reverses his stand and declares Global Climate change a hoax"

B--"Global Climate Change suddenly found to be real, and caused by Obama! That's why he wants to deny it now"


A--"Obama Praises benefits of Oxygen as a life-sustaining element".

B--"Oxygen is #1 cause of fires on Earth. Obama Loves destructive fires!"


A--"Obama fights Godzilla off the coast of Japan and drives him away, saving Japan!"

B--"Obama's regulation of Godzilla eliminates thousands of construction/repair jobs--Why does Obama hate workers?
Also, who cares about saving Japan? He only saved Japan because it wasn't America!"

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OK, that's the idea.

This is rich ground, folks.

C'mon, you humorists out there, now give it back to the GOP lock-step rationalizers.

And I know many of you can do far better and funnier than I.

[AnotherMcIntosh]

1. How about,

A--"Obama Gave De Facto Immunity to Openly-Admitted War Criminals."

B--

[Summer Hathaway]

2. Are you a professional Turd-in-Punchbowl thrower

or just a top-ranking amateur?

[nikto]

3. Easy one,

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A--"Obama Gave De Facto Immunity to Openly-Admitted War Criminals."
B--"Thank God he gave those GOPers a Pardon"

[nikto]

24. I'll bet you're a big Daily Show fan, huh?

Or is cheap imitation of Daily's Show's skillful satire not allowed?



I wasn't going to return to SH's post for another response, but...
It's just that SH's response, upon re-reading it, seems even more pathetic and thin-skinned in retrospect.

A real head-shaker.

Just sayin'...

[Suich]

5. Obama asks for brown mustard for his hot dog.

Yellow mustard isn't good enough for elitist Obama.

[struggle4progress]

27. Obama eats dogs! Has anybody seen Bo lately?

[PowerToThePeople]

6. Ok.

A - Obama and his cabinet members are working late trying to figure out a way to minimize the backlash of extending the Bush tax cuts for the filthy rich. He orders Chinese takeout and splits it with his cabinet members.

B- See, I told you he was a F&*%ing socialist!!!!

[nikto]

8. This captures the spirit of this thread...

(Even the Pros are putting punch into the turdbowl)

[nikto]

9. There's always more...

[nikto]

10. And more...

[nikto]

11. It just goes on...

[Bolo Boffin]

12. A - "Obama Cures Cancer"

B - "Obama Puts Thousands of Healthcare Providers Out Of Work"

[nikto]

13. A recent headline...

Poll: Louisiana GOPers Unsure If Katrina Response Was Obama’s Fault

[nikto]

14. So many examples...

[nikto]

15. Warning...

Republican feelings may be hurt by some of the statements on this thread.


Boo hoo!

[JNelson6563]

16. Obama is always wrong, no matter what!

So we hear from the GOP and the people who don't hate Obama ( ) here on DU.

[nikto]

17. A--OBAMA PERSONALLY SHOOTS DOWN MOTHERSHIP OF HOSTILE ALIEN INVASION FORCE AND SAVES EARTH!!

B--"Obama hates immigrants!!"

[fadedrose]

18. But doesn't he at least get praise from the NRA for using

a high-powered 50-magazine weapon that he always carries on his person?

[tavernier]

20. Are you David Gregory?

[nikto]

21. Nah, I'm a...

Professional punch-in-turdbowl pourer.

The (gop) turds are already in there.


I'm just trying to sweeten it up a little.

[whttevrr]

22. One word!

PONIES!!!

Where is my Unicorn Pony that Shits a Rainbow of Skittles?

Hmmm!?

Damn you Obama!

[nikto]

25. KInda' gives new meaning...

To the phrase, "sucks ass", doesn't it?

[nikto]

23. Colorado floods...

A--"Obama personally forces Colorado floodwaters to recede"

A--(GOP Response):
"Obama favors crop-killing drought conditions in Colorado"

[snappyturtle]

26. .......

[nikto]

28. A Tea-bagger's response to being airlifted out of Colorado flood zone via military helicopter...

"I suppose this helicopter is being diverted away from fighting the terrorists, because Obama is a terrorist too."*




















(*Fictional, but realistic)