Freeper: Was Breitbart killed by poisoned drink in bar, or KGB-style umbrella injecting in the calf?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

To: Secret Agent Man

He was walking alone late at night.

Someone could have poisoned his drink in the bar, or got him with a KGB-style umbrella injecting in the calf.

Motive: he was a very active and influential opponent of the far left-wing forces who openly confronted the Occupy creeps, and recently revealed that he had damning videos of the Dictator-in-Chief, who happens to be from Chicago, a bedrock of mob-style hits.

Can’t rule anything out yet.

35 posted on Thu Mar 01 2012 15:52:37 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) by Retired Greyhound (.)

[warrior1]

1. No freaks

he wasn't.

[Happyhippychick]

2. Zomg! I think it was Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick!

Everyone knows the Colonel was librul!

[BumRushDaShow]

9. !!!!

[LynneSin]

26. Sorry but you are wrong...

It was Professor Plum in the bedroom with a lead pipe

SO THERE@!!!!!!

[GeorgeGist]

3. Even if he was ...

I wouldn't give a rat's ass.

[xfundy]

4. Postmortem turd polishing.

As if the crank media whore was anything of any importance. At all.

[Taverner]

5. Yes, by the gay commie secret muslim new york and chicago machine mafia

[Bigmack]

6. I did it, but it was an accident...

I put some rat poison out, and he must have gotten into it.

Death by D-con.

[rbrnmw]

7. Wow they are insane Umbrella???

[virgogal]

23. An umbrella has been successfully used for an assassination. What's so funny?

[rbrnmw]

28. Maybe so .......I've never heard of it but I've been wrong before

[TalkingDog]

30. A Russian favorite. A small pellet of Ricin. A quick, horrible death.

I'm sure there are many, many things you've never heard of.

[virgogal]

31. FYI---see link below.

http://articles.cnn.com/2003-01-07/world/terror.poison.bulgarian_1_poison-ricin-assassination-bulgarian-dissident-georgi-markov?_s=PM:WORLD

[tularetom]

8. Watch this video of his rant at the Occupy folks

and tell me his death was caused by anything other than his own rage and hate.

I knew he was on his way to a bad end the day I saw him screaming "filthy dirty freaks" at a crowd of young people who appeared to be better dressed and groomed than he was.

[steve2470]

10. oh I know....

super secret death rays from across the street by the little old lady walking her schnauzer, who was really a card-carrying Communist Party member and an avid reader of DU

[niyad]

11. to freeps: nobody on our side cares enough to pay a hit person to off your idiots.

[leeroysphitz]

12. Who cares why he's dead just so long as the peice of shit is dead? n/t

[DocMac]

13. I want a hair sample.

This guy had more trouble than the average person. He ate himself from the inside out.

[Schema Thing]

14. It was Mossad

Don't fuck with Anthony Weiner.

[cbdo2007]

15. If so it was more likely their side than ours.....

their's has a history of assassinations.

[TheOther95Percent]

16. More likely he was killed by his poor health habits

Overweight smokers do tend to keel over from heart attacks. But leave it to the Freepers to come up with some insane explanation. Next they'll be claiming the death certificate is a forgery.

[nobodyspecial]

17. He doesn't know anything about Chicago mob hits

Bullet to the skull and buried in a cornfield in Indiana.

[southernyankeebelle]

18. Well here I thought we were going to get spared this tidbit of news. Guess Not.

[bluestate10]

19. Freepers don't know what truth is, they just make shit up. nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

20. That's too complicated. They probably just laced his coke. nt

[saras]

21. Mabye, by a right-wing false flag operation. Otherwise, no.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

22. It was bin Laden

Oh, wait......Obama got him.

[rurallib]

24. looks like a cae for Sheriff Joe the Arpaio

just as soon as he nails this Obama fellow

[alcibiades_mystery]

25. It was, in fact, a poisonous drink

If you drink forty thousand of them in a twenty year period, you tend to keel over and die.

[LadyHawkAZ]

27. "Can’t rule anything out yet."

...except, of course, the obvious heart attack idea, which has apparently been ruled out.

[Jello Biafra]

29. The price of aluminum foil must have skyrocketed because....

there are a ton of new tin-foil hats made......