No wonder at Fox News. . . . Please come CAPTION Charles Krauthammer!!

[skip fox]

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Charles ("It should be called 'Obama Reality Syndrome'!&quot Krauthammer is saying "Frankly Chris, it's hard to imagine the gall of this president. . . . Trying to take the nation's eye off of the heroic endeavors of Ted Cruz and the Tea-Party Republicans by grandstanding: speaking of hope and a peaceful future in the Middle East before the U.N. . . . But then, again, Obama's audacity never fails to surprise me."

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Context: Sen. Ted Cruz is currently threatening to shut down the Federal Government unless the Senate votes to defund Obama-care.

[gopiscrap]

1. "Look I'm sucking valuable air

that could be used by some one who has something valuable to say"

[skip fox]

2. "My record for turning a fact inside-out and upside-down, with its laterals bursting

was twelve-and-one-half seconds. . . . It's still the record by over three minutes!"

[MurrayDelph]

3. So, there I was, and I thought

One little peek, what could it hurt? After all, how often are you going to see the Ark of the Covenant?

[skip fox]

4. "Then Soupy Sales came out of the brush

riding a Fransciscian monk trailing three pony-friars behind them and after riding up to me, jumped down so the monk and friasr could do some tricks appparently, but all they did was stole my dinner and told me I would have to beg for crumbs from a guy called Abercrombie, which I of course refused to do, so I found myself in a vat of jello, and . . . Well, let me tell you, it was a relief to wake up."

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A CAPTIONer's fond memories:

[randome]

5. "I have a cricket in my shoe. And that's where she will stay."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Treat your body like a machine. Your mind like a castle.[/center][/font][hr]

[Eleanors38]

6. "I wanna confiscate your guns, too."

On record for that.