Ouch: ‘House of Turds’: New York Daily News Cover Skewers Boehner

[kpete]

http://www.mediaite.com/online/house-of-turds-new-york-daily-news-cover-skewers-boehner/

[Kber]

1. That might leave a bruise.

[C_U_L8R]

2. That is Boehner's entire legacy right there

Hope his family is proud.

[mnhtnbb]

3. I hope that is archived to run with his obituary.

Just think how jealous Karl Rove, aka Turd Blossom, must be!

[DonRedwood]

4. "AS" not with....

[mnhtnbb]

5. Right!

[kpete]

17. oldie but goodie

they never learn...

peace, kp

[Raine1967]

27. Oh thank you!

Blast from the past.

[calimary]

36. I remember that! A Thing of Beauty!

Almost made that moment in political time bearable. ALMOST.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

46. +1

[easychoice]

53. And another... I loved it...

[Berlum]

6. Republicons and their wide-stance, kinky-sex fetish for diapers.

Need to stop dropping their stanky turds on the United States of America.

[Half-Century Man]

7. Allrighty then

I like it

[Duval]

8. Perfect ! Tell it like it is!n/t

[meow2u3]

9. Touche!

[KansDem]

10. "Cess-pols" !!!

[malaise]

23. Delish

[PA Democrat]

11. OMG. Is that blood on his hands?

[Quantess]

12. Not sure. It looks awfully brown...

Too brown to be dried blood.

[stevenleser]

13. No, blood wouldn't be brown and smell like spoiled bile...

[bunnies]

24. I do believe that would be shit.

Hence the headline.

[beac]

25. And as in "Everthing he touches turns to...."

[bunnies]

26. lol! I think you nailed it! nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

47. The reverse Midas touch.

[jeff47]

28. The original has blood. This is much more brown

Original Here: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm919970304/tt1856010

[notadmblnd]

50. I think it's poop

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

52. He's got his hands in it.

[Lobo27]

14. This man lacks everything, no wonder they made him speaker.

He is a figurehead, nothing more....

[L0oniX]

21. "figurehead" uhm ...more like a pimple head ...on an ass.

[marble falls]

15. Freakin' A! The Daily News????????????????

[calimary]

35. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!

AND, couple that with the "USA Today's" "The Shutdown Party"!!!!!!!

The press is on OUR side! The memes are on OUR side! The FRAMING is on OUR side! The IMAGING is on OUR side! The MESSAGING!!! The MESSAGING is on OUR side!!!!!! WE've got this!

But even more important is that we KEEP this!

When Robert Gibbs goes on TV and says the White House just should sit back and watch. WRONG!!!!!! Now that we're winning the narrative, we have to KEEP AT IT!!!

Underscore it!

Reinforce it!

Buttress it!

Support it!

Sustain it!

Secure it!

Keep it standing strong!

Don't let this erode!

Do NOT blink!

DO NOT CAVE!!!!!!!!!!

Now that we have the advantage, the last thing we can afford to do is sit back and enjoy our "victory"! 'Cause we don't HAVE a "victory" yet!!!!!!! This is still a battle being fought - at present! In the here and now! But so far, the bad guys ARE down. What we have to do is KEEP them down. Now that they're on the floor, we need our jackbooted-feet on their throats.

Remember - these are not people. These are scorpions wanting a free ride on our backs across the river. And what should you always remember that scorpions inevitably do? Do they ever act nice and concede, or is it their nature to sting you into full paralysis and death?

[Berlum]

37. yes.

yes

[mountain grammy]

16. Pathetic, impotent, fool.

[whttevrr]

18. That's real!?

Holy Crap!

I saw it earlier and thought it was a good cartoon/satire/photoshop thing. But I just popped over to NYdailynews.com and there it was.

Nice...

[blackspade]

19. That's going to leave a mark.

[calimary]

39. Let's hope so!

SPREAD THAT MEME!!!!

The messaging is OURS this time! Let's work it!!! We can't afford to sit back and relax now! Now is when we have to help drive this stake into the heart of the teavampires, and then GLUE it in place. With Superglue and fast-drying cement! And then bolt it in like a house being bolted to the foundation in earthquake country. And then surround it with 24/7 armed guards.

We have the advantage. We need to use it and secure it!

Don't EVER forget what Mad-Eye Moody always warned Harry Potter: "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!!!!" The only times we've ever lost (and unfortunately there have been many) are when we think we've just won and our side rolls over and goes back to sleep.

[dropboss11]

20. JustWow

Vicious and pretty Devastating. But well deserved GOP.

[calimary]

40. Welcome to DU, dropboss11!

Glad you're here! It's EXTREMELY and PROFOUNDLY well-deserved! And we have to work hard and long to KEEP it that way! Don't ever forget the machinery the bad guys have at their fingertips to turn the tide. They have ALL the hate radio from coast-to-coast (AND limbaugh on Armed Forces Radio around the globe), they have an entire 24-hour/seven-day-a week cable network that doesn't EVER break for prison documentaries throughout the night and all weekend, they have koch brothers money and US Chamber of Commerce money and shel adelson money and donald trump money and NRA money and kkkarl rove American Crossroads money and MEGATONS of financial and media TNT on their side to help reverse any trend they don't like.

We can NEVER let up. We can NEVER lull ourselves into thinking we've won this. The bad guys are always gonna be there trying to make a comeback. So we can NEVER let our guard down!!!

Now that we have the advantage, we have to go ALL OUT to make sure we keep it!!!! Please note the TOLL FREE Capitol Hill switchboard numbers in my sig line. Please also consider your Congresscritter's REGIONAL offices, where you might find it easier to get through. PUSH THE MESSAGING!!!

If they think you don't care, they won't either!!! They'll go with the teabaggers - who do not hesitate to let them know THEY care!

[Motown_Johnny]

22. That brown ooze should be coming out his ears.

That is where the S#%t is.

[WCLinolVir]

29. I wish it was as easy as a flush to get rid of this *#**.

This guy actually has an option on his phone line to "learn more about the abuses of Obama". His phone lines are busy, I had to leave a message for this POS.

[SDjack]

30. The Rethugs did offer to sacrifice the govt payment of their staff's health insurance. nt

[JEB]

31. Without his government security guards

he'll fill his drawers with his small minded drivel. Ignorant and proud of it. Cruel and proud of it. Treasonous and proud of it.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

32. Boehner isn't the mastermind of this. He's a spectator.

[Auggie]

33. Wish this be could front page on every paper in the country

[tofuandbeer]

34. Awesome cover. It looks like they were ready just in case with this cover. :)

What kind of paper is this? I'm guessing it's left-leaning.

[CakeGrrl]

38. "They get paid while nation suffers". Too bad that's not a cover in a RED state.

The ignoramuses supporting the GOP need some education.

[gopiscrap]

41. That's excellent

Orange Man will certainly go down as one of the worst speakers in history

[Danascot]

42. Sometime subtle just doesn't cut it

The chronicle of joe-sixpack gets it right.

[Warren DeMontague]

43. he looks like he's busting a grumpy, too.

Sadly, with the government shut down, no one will be available to hose off the Lincoln Monument.

[SunSeeker]

44. Wow. Brilliant! nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

45. He deserves it the spineles worm

Worst speaker ever.

[Snake Plissken]

48. Orange Turd

[lastlib]

49. I propose we frame a copy and send it to him!

[blkmusclmachine]

51. Richly deserved.

Emphasis on RICH