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Flying Squirrel

(3,041 posts)
Mon Oct 7, 2013, 04:17 PM Oct 2013

Boehner reminds me of this old fable....

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss.

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - {or Speaker of the House} - any asshole will do.

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Boehner is exceptionally good at playing the part.

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Boehner reminds me of this old fable.... (Original Post) Flying Squirrel Oct 2013 OP
Excellent analogy. k&r for exposure. Laelth Oct 2013 #1
I always thought Eric Cantor was the asshole because Mira Oct 2013 #2
No, Cantor is the output. nt valerief Oct 2013 #4
now why did I not see that myself? Mira Oct 2013 #5
Excellent analogy K&R. Rebellious Republican Oct 2013 #3
Great. AlinPA Oct 2013 #6

Mira

(22,690 posts)
2. I always thought Eric Cantor was the asshole because
Mon Oct 7, 2013, 06:42 PM
Oct 2013

every time Boner turns around that's what he sees.

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