Cruz to campaign 6 months to cancel Super Bowl then demand to know what happened to half-time show

[Tx4obama]

LOLGOP ‏@LOLGOP

Ted Cruz to campaign for 6 months to cancel the Super Bowl then demand to know what happened to the half-time show.

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/389570836388003841

Perfect!

[ProSense]

1. LOL! Reminds me.

Cruz votes against Cruz, Senate moves on to funding government

Cruz - a vote for cloture is a vote to fund ObamaCare; votes for cloture
— @evale72

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023823685

Cruz shoes:

[Coyotl]

5. Cognitive dissonace at work:

[Chipper Chat]

2. Ted Cruz to introduce bill to ship all black people back to Africa.

All gays to Uganda.
All Hispanics to....oh, wait.

[Coyotl]

6. All Cuban-Americans to Canada

[liberalmuse]

3. I especially liked this one...

Ram Etarin ‏@Rametarin 2h

@LOLGOP Ted Cruz campaigns to make abortion illegal then wonders why he's giving birth to Koch babies every 9 months.

[Cha]

4. ted is taking this Orwellian shit to whole

new level. When the hell is someone in the US media going to call him on his shit.

LOL@GOP.. thanks Tx!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

7. Orwell thought he was warning us. Instead he inadvertently created an instruction manual for

the GOP.

[Cha]

8. Exactly, DnSK!