the most expensive civil war reenactment ever

[arely staircase]

http://m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/10/cruz-the-dream-of-keeping-poor-people-from-seeing-a-doctor-must-never-die.html

[libdem4life]

1. Ah yes, Goodnight Moon. A well-known classic...for toddlers.

But the last word belonged to Sen. Cruz, who ended his emotional speech with a quiet benediction: “Goodnight stars. Goodnight air. Goodnight noises everywhere.” (response to Borowitz...for clarification)

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Goodnight wingnut on the moon...

Goodnight you fucking loon.

[libdem4life]

4. Updated ... for adults, of course.

[grantcart]

3. One of Borowitz's best, and that is a high bar.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an emotional Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took to the Senate floor today to make an impassioned speech, telling his colleagues, “The dream of keeping poor people from seeing a doctor must never die.”

[arely staircase]

5. thank you for posting that

I am still trying to work the smarty-pants phone.

[grantcart]

6. I can't cut and paste from my phone either.

But I can kick this thread one more time.

[arely staircase]

9. cool nt

[icymist]

7. Where did they find that picture of Cruz?

It reminds me of the 'halo' pictures of shrub. Anyone know who took it?

[mstinamotorcity2]

8. I always thought that shit was STUPID.n/t