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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCRUZ: “THE DREAM OF KEEPING POOR PEOPLE FROM SEEING A DOCTOR MUST NEVER DIE”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an emotional Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took to the Senate floor today to make an impassioned speech, telling his colleagues, The dream of keeping poor people from seeing a doctor must never die.
His eyes welling up with tears, Sen. Cruz said, I embarked on this crusade with a simple goal: to keep affordable health care out of the reach of ordinary, hard-working Americans. And while this battle was lost, that dreamthat precious, cherished dreamwill live on.
Reflecting on the government shutdown and near-default that almost touched off a global financial apocalypse, Sen. Cruz said, Well give it another try in a few weeks.
Sen. Cruzs closest ally, Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) also spoke reverently of the shutdown, calling it the most expensive Civil War reënactment in history.
Unfortunately, once again, the wrong side won, he said.
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His eyes welling up with tears, Sen. Cruz said, I embarked on this crusade with a simple goal: to keep affordable health care out of the reach of ordinary, hard-working Americans. And while this battle was lost, that dreamthat precious, cherished dreamwill live on.
Reflecting on the government shutdown and near-default that almost touched off a global financial apocalypse, Sen. Cruz said, Well give it another try in a few weeks.
Sen. Cruzs closest ally, Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) also spoke reverently of the shutdown, calling it the most expensive Civil War reënactment in history.
Unfortunately, once again, the wrong side won, he said.
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CRUZ: “THE DREAM OF KEEPING POOR PEOPLE FROM SEEING A DOCTOR MUST NEVER DIE” (Original Post)
onestepforward
Oct 2013
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flamingdem
(39,313 posts)1. ohhhhh
the most expensive Civil War reënactment in history.
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)2. Yeah, lets just keep poor people from seeing a doctor.
Keep talking guys.
You are only helping more Democrats to win.
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)4. For folks that do not know: The Borowitz Report, The Onion, The Currant, Free Wood Post - are SATIRE
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)6. That is how the republicans feel.
That is why they tried to stop the ACA.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)3. here it comes....
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)5. satire I get it. Now.
Cha
(297,154 posts)7. It's the freaking size of it whether sociopath cruz
ever admits or not. He't the kind of dirty klanbagger that likes to Hijack the Vets March and mingle with the racists. While blaming the White House for the Shutdown that he orchestrated.
Weasels are better.. way better.
niyad
(113,270 posts)8. sadly, the borowitz report may actually be reflecting his true feelings.
calimary
(81,220 posts)9. That'd be funny if it weren't true.
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)10. K&R