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WASHINGTONCalling the busted cylinder a national hero, sources confirmed Wednesday that a sewer pipe in the U.S. Capitol building valiantly burst open, pouring more than 1.5 million gallons of raw sewage into Congress and flooding the Senate and House of Representatives with human excrement, sludge, and wastewater. Someone or something had to step up and fight for the American people, and when I heard that explosion and then saw congressman after congressman get swept up by a massive wave of feces and urine, I knew that sewage pipe had done something truly brave and extraordinary, said one congressional source, adding the pipes heroics were evident from the outset when the initial explosion splattered Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) with wadded-up toilet paper, sanitary napkins, vomit, and cholera-containing pathogens. Harry Reid must have guzzled down at least three thermosfuls of this brownish slop, and John Boehner was covered in human offal. Every Tea Party Republican, including Michele Bachmann and Steve King, had so much fecal matter on them that all you could see were the parts of their eyes where they wiped it away. They were all in one corner throwing up and dry heaving because of how putrid the smell was. This cracked sewage pipe deserves the Medal of Honor. At press time, nobody was trying to fix the pipe.
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Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)No really, I mean it - thanks Obama.
niyad
(113,576 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Skeeter Barnes
(994 posts)RobertEarl
(13,685 posts)Only cost 24 billion.
Maybe that is why Einstein is said to have claimed that he wished he'd been a plumber instead of helping create nuclear power?