GD is getting too quiet - Let's have a TROLL BAIT thread!

[IdaBriggs]

I'll start:

George Zimmerman. Yeah, that guy who KILLED Trayvon Martin, and assaulted his wife, and took a bunch of furniture from his mother-in-law's house that didn't belong to him.

He is a terrible person, and the jury got it wrong.

Plus, GUNS.

Soo-Eey! Soo-Eey! Soo-Eey! <== It's a Pig Call because Trolls are RePIGlicans - get it? (snarf)

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

P.S. Please amuse me, and add your own.

[riverbendviewgal]

1. lol

[Katashi_itto]

2. NSA...BENGHAZI.....Mitt Romeny Inflatable Love Dolls..!

[IdaBriggs]

4. OMG! BENGHAZI and HILLARY CLINTON!!!

BILL Clinton and the Mitt Romney Inflatable Love Dolls!!!

My brain! My brain! How can I get those images out of my brain????

[NuclearDem]

3. Oh, this is going to end well.

[IdaBriggs]

6. I probably should have posted in the Lounge, but sometimes,

you just gotta say "what the heck - I'm bored!"

[Pretzel_Warrior]

5. I love The United States. It is awesome.

And exceptional. Oh, and Barack Obama is a better president than Bill Clinton.

[LisaLynne]

7. Oh yeah? Well, I love the ACA! nt

[IdaBriggs]

10. Yes! Health care for EVERYONE!!!

Even POOR people!

[IdaBriggs]

9. All liberals love the United States because *we* make it awesome.

All conservatives *hate* the United States, and want to destroy its people.

(These are well known PROVEABLE FACTS.)

I am very happy President Obama is in office right now; I think millions of lives have been saved by his good judgment on a variety of topics, including health care and Middle East peace.

(They should start showing up ANY MINUTE....)

[Pretzel_Warrior]

12. That is some serious bait!

[LittleBlue]

8. You are a terrible parent if you let your children

attend private school

drink formula instead of breastfeed (not in public, that's disgusting)

play football

Come at me muthafuckas

[seveneyes]

11. Getting bogged down in odious behavior

Can help pass the time between chess moves.

[Eleanors38]

18. Typical RW misogynist -- wanting to make moves on her chess. Gun-humper!

(did I miss anything?)

[seveneyes]

26. Can't forget the Concern

the circuitous Concern eating its tail knows no bounds.

[klook]

71. Dooley noted.

Waiting for grammer and speling troles now.

[Eleanors38]

99. Shares the gene pool with CompassionCrowd.

[DontTreadOnMe]

13. GUNS... I'm getting horny!

How big are the guns?

[Southside]

66. Haha

That is the winner of the day. Had a nice laugh at this one. Thanks

[NYC_SKP]

14. So, I was in the local Wally Mart today buying soda pop with my food stamps...

...and nursing my Pit Bull...

[IdaBriggs]

56. And a steak - you probably bought a steak, too!

Because steak goes with food stamps like ...

I need some help here - where to go with an analogy like that?

[NYC_SKP]

88. Filet, baby. Filet and Old English 800.

And cigs.

[Liberal_in_LA]

108. lol

[HappyMe]

15. I like football!

I occasionally shop at WalMart!



I gave the kids formula!




Hillary -- meh!

[Lizzie Poppet]

16. And when we're done, we can all go to Olive Garden!

[BluegrassStateBlues]

17. Meat is not murder. It's tasty.

It's also fun to watch pornography.

Cats rule. Dogs drool.

[Erose999]

85. Morrissey is not amused.

Neither is his cat.

[packman]

19. Ronny and Ted

Ronald Reagan saved America when the Russians threatened to expand their wall across all of Europe.
And, Ted Nugent wanted to make sure Americans appreciated his future contributions to music history and stayed out of the war to insure his musical legacy. Scratch Cat Fever RULES>>>>

[LiberalEsto]

20. I hear the Olive Garden is offereing a special for breastfeeding moms this week

Last edited Wed Oct 23, 2013, 12:52 PM - Edit history (1)

They get to enter a raffle for a free gun. Second prize is lunch with Hillary Clinton.
Third, by popular request, is a pit bull.

All raffle entrants will receive a months' supply of diapers decorated with the confederate battle flag.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

21. Help me. I missed a meme. What is the Olive Garden reference

Must have missed class when that one bloomed.

[IdaBriggs]

65. It is an old one. Olive Garden asked a breastfeeding mom

to take her child to the bathroom if she didn't "cover up" with a blanket (in 80 degree weather).

It became a BIG thing.

It was back in 2009 -- http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=10963494

[HappyMe]

69. I think it also came from

somebody asking for the name of a good Italian restaurant near Times Square. Somebody suggested the Olive Garden, and off it went.

[IdaBriggs]

73. I didn't know about that one - it must have gotten funny pretty fast!

Although to be fair, I enjoy the occassional Olive Garden trip - soup and salad and breadsticks -- yummmm....

[HappyMe]

75. I have had the soup and salad lunch.

I thought it was pretty good.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

70. Ah. That's why I wasn't aware.

[TBF]

31. Third prize is a pitt bull. nt

[LiberalEsto]

59. Absolutely!

Now why didn't I think of that?

[krispos42]

64. Circumcised?

[IdaBriggs]

38. Oooh! I think you got almost *everything* in there!

Except for the pit bull - there *has* to be a pit bull in any Olive Garden breast feeding post!

[LiberalEsto]

62. I added a pit bull and a bonus prize.

[IdaBriggs]

68. Oh. My. Goodness!

Those are GREAT!!! Confederate flag diapers --

[TBF]

76. Perfect! nt

[B2G]

22. I could start a thread on the tech failures of the ACA

Would that help? I can be your token troll for the day.

[nolabear]

23. Mississippi.

[riqster]

24. FDR's mother was a hamster.

And his father smelt of Elderberrrrrriiiiieeeessss!

[Douglas Carpenter]

25. I miss Joe the Camel

[IdaBriggs]

28. ^== Thank you - have we captured one?

One post - please share more of your thoughts!!!

ON EDIT: In case the above post goes away --

SUBJECT: Says the person with the Orwellian symbol as her avatar.

Affordable my ass! I will declare religious objection! I will NOT go into that database! Eff the Illuminati!!!!!!!!!!

Affordable health care is subsidizing organic produce instead of the dead, tortured flesh industry!

[hrmjustin]

30. She is gone. Pay her no mind.

[IdaBriggs]

34. I must say, MIRT rocks!

That was FAST!

(Who knew a "troll bait" thread would actually work? Lol!)

[IdaBriggs]

32. And they are gone already! Way to go, MIRT!!!

[William769]

35. Trust me your thread doesn't help.

[TBF]

29. Let's petition Obama to send each family $2800/month like Sweden -

there ya go - that'll get them here quick!

[lpbk2713]

33. North vs South

Once that shit starts it's usually good for a dozen OP's and for three or four days.

As if it really ever resolves anything.

[IdaBriggs]

36. Kill off a couple of hundred thousand people in your own country,

and everybody is STILL talking about it 150 years later - sheesh!

[Douglas Carpenter]

37. I can't understand why anyone would put butter on or in anything when margarine taste so much better

[IdaBriggs]

40. Oh. My. Goodness!

That one is GREAT!

[Blue_In_AK]

95. Same goes for Miracle Whip.

Why would ANYONE eat real mayonnaise?!

[Zorra]

39. Reagan sucks. He betrayed us all, when he deliberately

took us from being the world's foremost creditor nation, to being the world's foremost debtor nation in less than 8 years, in order to allow his bankster masters to take over our country. Almost every problem our nation faces can be found to have its roots in some deliberate act of treason committed during the Reagan administration by Reagan's masters, Reagan himself, or his co-conspirators.

Untold masses of people have suffered and died from AIDS because of Reagan's bigotry and homophobia.

Reagan sucked then, he still sucks now, and he will suck more and more as history continues to reveal more of the vast scope of his rottenness.

And soon, very soon, watch for it ~ Reagan Airport is going to be renamed President Barack Obama National Diversity Airport.

Somebody stop me!

[IdaBriggs]

42. I would *love* that new name for the Washington airport!

Keep going! Preach it!!!

[liberaltrucker]

102. That's President Barack HUSSEIN Obama National Diversity Airport

[nadinbrzezinski]

41. I know this is silly

But there are solid reasons for that.

[IdaBriggs]

43. But Nadine, YOU said it, therefore it is automatically WRONG!

Sorry, I know the stalker-hater-brigade isn't funny, but I appreciate you handling it with the "ignore" button.

[nadinbrzezinski]

49. Beyond the ignore button

I post serious stuff off site.

Only silly stuff for here...



So in the spirit of the thread, flat taxes...----Series!!!!!!

[IdaBriggs]

50. I am cracking up at my desk and my cube mates are wondering why!

FLAT TAXES! Oh. My. Goodness! SERIES!!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

57. It's HUGH!!!!

[hughee99]

44. Isn't it about time we started making reparations payments for slavery?

You want to get the real repuke rednecks worked up, start talking about this. I'm related to several, and couldn't help myself one thanksgiving. We were discussing what the government's top priorities/responsibilities SHOULD be and I threw out this grenade.

[IdaBriggs]

48. The interest charges -- think of the interest charges!

And should the payments actually be coming from the Federal Government, or from the families who *owned* the slaves, and thus benefitted from their labor?

ON EDIT: Actually, a very interesting and thought provoking discussion could very easily start from that post - thank you!!!

[Southside]

45. The confederate flag is an abomination, it was at the White House

Where a black family lives. It was part of the Palin protest. I saw it in many pictures.

Tea Party Confederates, America demands that you take down that flag!

[IdaBriggs]

47. Honestly, this one isn't funny. I *love* this post.

If this doesn't get them coming out, what will?

We all know they can't stand the truth!

[Rex]

46. Ronald Reagan ate live babies!

nt.

[greatauntoftriplets]

51. With ketchup!!!

Or is it catsup???

[IdaBriggs]

53. Ah, remember when Theresa was campaigning for John?

That question could provoke bloodshed, back in the day.

Or stuff that looked like it, anyway.

[Rex]

54. Either way, it is clearly a vegetable!

That per Saint Ron Ron.

[LiberalEsto]

67. and Nixon ate cottage cheese with catsup.

Really.

The mental picture of him slobbering over cottage cheese and catsup, with his jowls covered in red and white, has creeped me out for decades.

[leeroysphitz]

52. Cheese sandwich. n/t

[LiberalLoner]

55. Rape and incest is okay because after all dogs do it so

If they do it, it's okay for humans.

(Took this from a reply I got at the old DU. I alerted on the reply as I felt it was disgusting, but the reply was left standing. Let's just see how many rape apologists and child abuse apologists come out of the woodwork with this....)

[Southside]

58. Makers vs Takers?...I choose take!

If you make over $400,000 your rate should go up again.

The capital gains tax should be equal to the income tax rate.

Buffet is all for taxing the rich more, he is right.

OCCUPY TILL I DIE!!!!! Go 99ers

[liberalmuse]

60. Obama

Obama Obama Obama Obama. Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama. Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama. OBAMA!

[krispos42]

61. Corn-flake-breaded chicken is divine.

All true progressives love it. only tea baggers and vegetarians would disagree.

[Zorra]

79. Noooo! ^^^MIRT! CHICKEN TROLL ALERT!^^^

DU TOS specifically states:

"There will be no further posting about any type of cooked chicken evah"

Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 04:30 PM
Original message

Please, no more threads about chicken.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3499154

[krispos42]

109. Ancient History

Who is this "Skinner", a resident of DU2, of which you speak?

[Southside]

63. Obama not a citizen? I don't give a damn

The constitution is a living document, lets make love to it!

[LiberalEsto]

72. The latest rumor is that he was born in...

BENGHAZI!

And his mother breast-fed him in the Benghazi Olive Garden!

[Southside]

82. Nooooo, you must delete those horrible, hurtful words... not Benghazi!!!!

In 5 weeks, I have not seen the word Benghazi. Please...in my mommas basement and I am crying. Please someone delete that reply. Not Benghazi!!!!

Obama is afraid of Benghazi, every Democrat is. Also fast and furious. The IRS went after the Tea Party, I hope that goes away. Thank goodness Fox is part of the liberal media, it has the most viewers, but thankfully never says anything negative about Obama.

[IdaBriggs]

86. Shhh...THEY will figure out that WE are "hiding something" about it.

Soon, they will even know which continent it is on, and after that, they might even figure out it is a CITY not a country!!!

Keep it down, okay?

[QC]

74. FRAVKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN!!!11!

[SummerSnow]

77. Bait # 77

" I own my vagina"

[HappyMe]

81. Far more economical than renting.

[TBF]

78. Planned Parenthood. nt

[jazzimov]

80. I just saw a woman breast-feeding

a pit-bull in Olive Garden!

[LiberalEsto]

92. ack

thar she blows

[DUgosh]

83. Nancy Reagan

Had a soothsayer on staff. Fortune Teller paid for with taxpayer money!

[SummerSnow]

84. Here's a headrolling stroke and heart attack bait..

I used my foodstamps to throw a fundraiser for LGBT politicians.

[Southside]

87. I wish ACORN was back

ACORN community organizers gave grassroots a good name. The Tea Party thinks throwing metal gates at the White House is civil disobedience. Miss you ACORN, so does President Obama, he needs now more than ever.

[SidDithers]

89. Bombing the moon is like Lunar rape...nt

Sid

[kydo]

90. just say no to tether ball

this has just got to stop...



and bears too...

Oh the horror....

[kentauros]

91. Texas is the most beautiful state in the Union!

[IdaBriggs]

93. Some gorgeous pictures - now to turn the entire state BLUE!

And have them show their Obama Love!

[kentauros]

94. And their love for Wendy!

And their love for Leticia (why can't I remember the rest of her name?!) I really liked her standing up to the other state senators during Wendy's filibuster

[Blue_In_AK]

96. Oh, now you've done it.

Fucking Texas. (You and I have had this discussion before. )

[kentauros]

97. Alaska is a nice place to visit,

but I wouldn't be able to live there (I'd freeze everything off!)

[Blue_In_AK]

100. Well, yes, there's that,

although at the rate we're going, we might not get winter this year. It's gorgeous here today, no snow, a pleasant 40 degrees or so. Can't beat it.

We have been seeing huge formations of geese getting ready to head south though, in the past couple of days. I guess it's inevitable.

[kentauros]

103. "pleasant 40 degrees"

40C is what's pleasant to me!

[applegrove]

98. Go Hillary, Go Hillary, Go Hillary 2016.

[tenderfoot]

104. HealthCare.gov is too slow - things were fine the way it was before Government got involved.

[Incitatus]

105. I have a pit bull that sometimes growls at my baby, but he stops after I smack him around a little.

[Initech]

106. Worst World Series ever!!!!

Prove me wrong!

[Jamaal510]

107. Libertarians suck. eom